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Song Parodies -> "Scardy Girl"

Original Song Title:

"Stupid Girl"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Scardy Girl"

Parody Written by:

Below Average Dave

The Lyrics

Yeah, ya'll know me, I get in the Halloween spirit really early--actually I never get out of it, I love Halloween characters and themes 365 days a year. . .I've always thought the theme parks should do Nightmare Before Christmas as their Christmas themes. . .besides Black and Orange are so much cooler than Red and Green. . .any holiday that gives you an excuse to dress stupid, get a bunch of discounted candy that was over purchased by the stores, and go out partying is cool with me.
You're scared of the night
You're scared of slammed doors
You're scared of near everything
That most folks ignore
You scratch and bleed
because you fret

you are scared of beer
of leather and lace
You got scared when Gaga winked
while wearing steak

You scaredy girl
Watch out for squirrels
Fear has your life wasted
Things you haven't tasted

Gay guys in thongs (guys in thongs)
and chicks in pants (chicks in pants)
A phobia of little elves
It's really kinda sad

You are scared of gloves
and you're scared of planes
You are scared of anything
That's real or fake

You scaredy girl
Deer make you hurl
Cant believe you're shaking
Girl you must be faking

Coasters cause you tears
Even scared of rain
Oceans don't scare anyone
Except you cause you're lame

You scaredy girl
You fear the world
Carry cans of mace kid
But you're scared to waste it

You scaredy girl
Spiders make you twirl
Even scared of shaving
and of Roller blading

You scaredy girl
You hide and curl
Scared ghosts and old hicks
Why you scared of lakes chick?

You scardy girl
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Pacing: 4.6
How Funny: 4.6
Overall Rating: 4.6

Total Votes: 9

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Matthias - September 25, 2012 - Report this comment
Way to get into the Halloween spirit early! I love Halloween it's my favorite holiday too. Being able to dress up in stupid costumes and go to Halloween parties and haunted houses and watch scary movies makes it so much better than Christmas.
Michael Pacholek - September 25, 2012 - Report this comment
I didn't know Garbage had a song titled "Stupid Girl." I knew Pink did.
2Eagle - September 25, 2012 - Report this comment
Lady Ga Ga in her meat dress was just disgusting. Don't want to see any little girls imitating her.
Porfle Popnecker - September 25, 2012 - Report this comment
Good "Halloween spirit" song.
Agrimorfee - October 09, 2012 - Report this comment
Effectively silly, if somewhat random.
Rex - October 10, 2012 - Report this comment
I anticipated this would end with something along the lines of "and you're scared of this song". I'm wrong again, but I enjoyed this!
bobpiecheese - October 13, 2012 - Report this comment
(Artistry) Ooh, a tribute to pantophobia, nice. Nice parody, but it would've benifited from more silly things that the titular girl was afraid of, like staples or perhaps an irrational fear of Hummel figurines. I'm just spitballin' here. Still, 555!
Blaydeman - October 15, 2012 - Report this comment
(Artistry) Writing Halloween and monster themed parodies are easily some of my favorites. Thank you for helping me get my Halloween spirit up and running! And a Happy Early Halloween to you!

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