-> "Got To Avoid The Noid"
Original Song Title:
"I Think I'm Paranoid"
Parody Song Title:
"Got To Avoid The Noid"
There’s this creep who’ll wreck your lunch
Has your pizza in his clutch
Dominos warns you of this dude
Dominos says to him “Screw You!”
Got to avoid the Noid
That pie he hates it!
That advertisement Noid
Smash it, bash it, Dressed up as a rabbit
Dude, Lay off my food!
Crazy, Shady, Product of the 80s
Crude, He makes me brood
Jackhammers and a power drill
Messed things up that’s his only skill
Pizza’s crumpled or it’s cold
The Noid did it, That’s what you’re told!
Got to Avoid the Noid
In Ads that have the Noid
Spillin’, chillin’ he’s my pizza’s villain
Screwed when it’s been chewed
Queasy, sleazy loathes things that are cheesy
Rude, So I’m unglued!!!
You won’t enjoy the Noid
Want to destroy the Noid
Glower, Powers can’t stop that half hour
Delivered to you
Greedy, beastly wrecks things that are greasy
Stomped on with his boots
Chopped him, dropped him we just got to stop him!
Dummy’s clumsy, Tries to keep me hungry
Smite it, blight it, I’m still going to bite it!
Freezing, squeezing, Traps will make him release
Cheating, beating you’ll soon be retreating
Your plans are subdued, I will have my slice
Treating, eating, The Noid we are deleting
Your commercials too, Won’t be in my sight
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