Im only in here when in pain
I'm only in here when I'm constipated
And even though I am eviscerated
Im only in here when in pain.

You know I come here when prognosis sucks
And though the doc don't even give a fu*k
I'm only in here when in pain

Pour you Halothane down, Pour your halothane down on me,
Pour your Halothane down, Pour your halothane down on me.

I only see blood when I strain
It feels bad that I can't make a pong,
I try but my sphincter is going wrong
I only see blood when I strain

{BRIDGE}

I only wish that I could fart
My only comfort is a ring of foam
It feels so good when I am on the throne
I only wish that I could fart

You'll see what I get when I cannot poo
My food is lodged instead of going through
I only wish that I could fart

Pour your Halothane down, pour your halothane down
Pour your halothane down on me pour your halothane down
Pour your halothane down pour your halothane down
Pour your halothane down on me pour your halothane down
Pour your halothane down pour your halothane down
Pour your halothane down on me pour your halothane down
Pour your halothane down

You can keep my dignity
My ass is red and bare.

I'm having surgery tonight
It will release my constipated bowel
No longer will a motion make me howl
I hope that I will shit tonight.

I hope that i will shit tonight
(pour your halothane down on me)
***repeat and fade***