I drop one into the toilet
It's mushy green guck
Slops against the porcelain

Watch it slide down the side of the bowl
If you look closely you can tell I ate corn
It was creamed corn
Then I had diarrhea
It kinda burned my booty as it was shootin' out
It burns so bad, the neighbors can hear me shout
I'm so constipated
It slowly turned into diarrhea

Oh, my poop is like a mudslide
Roll it around in your hand
My sloppy diarrhea
My sloppy diarrhea
Oh, I'm a human poop hose
Smear it all in your teeth
My sloppy diarrhea
It smells like tangerines

Now I'm still not done but I will be soon
I shoveled that corn down with a big spoon
I can tell right now that
I'm gonna have butt crusties
My butt is gonna be sore after this one
Takin' big dumps isn't really that fun
Kill me
It's so messy and I don't wanna clean
It's gettin' all over the carpet

Oh, my poop is like a mudslide
Roll it around in your hand
My sloppy diarrhea
My sloppy diarrhea
Oh, I'm a human poop hose
Smear it all in your teeth
My sloppy diarrhea
It smells like tangerines

I've used forty rolls of toilet paper
And even all that isn't enough to soak
My wet, crud covered butthole
Aw crap, the dog is lickin' my butt
I've already got fungus growin' on my backside
RAISIN BRAN BLAST

Oh, my poop is like a mudslide
Roll it around in your hand
My sloppy diarrhea
My sloppy diarrhea
Oh, I'm a human poop hose
Smear it all in your teeth
My sloppy diarrhea
It smells like tangerines

Green apple splatters
God damn it...