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Song Parodies -> "Crash Test Dummy"

Original Song Title:

"Jukebox Hero"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Foreigner

Parody Song Title:

"Crash Test Dummy"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

We all probably know a real-life CTD that wrecks company vehicles or personal vehicles. This is dedicated to M. Hamilton who, in the '80s, wrecked multiple company vehicles. CTD was his nickname!!!
Sliding in the rain, third car in a row
Should've got a ticket, 'cause he wasn't drivin' slow
Car slid- about to plough, but he didn't scream
Smashed into a wall, and then left the scene

He wrecks our cars, they don't last many days
Yeah, it's no surprise, that he's never fazed
Damage is nothing, dents he just ignores
He doesn't have to pay for it, because we're insured

Never gets far, when running errands
Drives reckless, so he's sure to crash
Never gets far, hear on the radio
That Hamilton's down, with the car in tow

His driving is shocking
He ain't never gonna stop
Then a guy came mocking
Said Hamilton should be locked up, 'cause

(Chorus)
He's a crash test dummy, who really can't drive
He's a crash test dummy
Wrecks every car, crash test dummy, who lies to survive
Crash test dummy, cars come apart alright

He has no shame, safety he ignores
Thinks he's driving a Camaro, but his car has four doors
Rode Code 3 too fast, never stayed in his lane
Thought he was safe within "the cage" but he doesn't have a brain

His driving is shocking
He ain't never gonna stop
Then a guy came mocking
Said Hamilton should be locked up, 'cause

(Chorus)

Yeah, his driving is shocking
He ain't never gonna stop
Then a guy came mocking
Said Hamilton should be locked up, 'cause

(Chorus)

One day, glass in his eyes
Blood running down his thighs
Bones crunched inside
And maybe... maybe... he'll die...

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