Song Parodies -> "(D'you wanna see my) Monkey Wrench?"

Original Song Title:

"Monkey Wrench"

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Original Performer:

"(D'you wanna see my) Monkey Wrench?"

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The Lyrics

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I never did so well in school
Only time I'd do well, is when I played the fool
Trolls on line can be so cruel
Snap outta this or be another Snap-On tool

Wrong again
Wrong again
Wrong again

D'you wanna see my monkey wrench?
'case of indecent accidents
Adjust your nuts under the bench
D'you wanna hold my monkey wrench?

I don't need a socket set
How d'you adjust a spanner, solid at both ends?
Now & then I'll try to mend
For precision, tighten up with a torque wrench

Wrong again
Wrong again
Wrong again

D'you wanna see my monkey wrench?
'case of indecent accidents
Adjust your nuts under the bench
D'you wanna hold my monkey wrench?

Tamper
Tamper
Tamper

One last thing before I quit
It's just in case you forget it
The way to learn which way to turn
I still remember every time, the rhyme, it's called
Alliteration & it changed my life, it goes...
Right-y tight-y, left-y loose-y
No longer am I caged, cos now I'm free

D'you wanna see my monkey wrench?
'case of indecent accidents
Adjust your nuts under the bench
D'you wanna hold my monkey wrench?

D'you wanna see my monkey wrench? (all in, flat out)
D'you wanna see my monkey wrench? (all in, flat out)
D'you wanna see my monkey wrench? (all in, flat out)
D'you wanna hold my monkey wrench?

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Foo'ed Up Fighter - April 08, 2021 - Report this comment

A perspective from an idiot who loves to send 'dikkprints' to people. This isounds something the pervert SMF Disgraceful Traitor Don might do now since he's out of power and his Twitter account is permanenttly disabled.

Grandpa - May 06, 2021 - Report this comment

Art, of any kind (if you can call what I do, art!) is very much up for interpretation by the beholder. Leaving such a comment says more about who left it, than the author's intent. I do try to have a point to what I do, but it certainly wasn't anything to do with that interpretation!

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