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Song Parodies -> "(D'you wanna see my) Monkey Wrench?"

Original Song Title:

"Monkey Wrench"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Foo Fighters

Parody Song Title:

"(D'you wanna see my) Monkey Wrench?"

Parody Written by:

Grandpa

The Lyrics

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I never did so well in school
Only time I'd do well, is when I played the fool
On line trolls can be so cruel
Snap outta this or be another Snap-On tool

Wrong again
Wrong again
Wrong again

D'you wanna see my monkey wrench?
'case of indecent accidents
Adjustin' nuts under the bench
D'you wanna hold my monkey wrench?

I don't need a socket set
How d'you adjust a spanner, solid at both ends?
Now & then I'll try to mend
For precision, tighten up with a torque wrench

Wrong again
Wrong again
Wrong again

D'you wanna see my monkey wrench?
'case of indecent accidents
Adjustin' nuts under the bench
D'you wanna hold my monkey wrench?

Tamper
Tamper
Tamper

One last thing before I quit
It's just in case you forget it
The way to learn which way to turn
I still remember every time, the rhyme, it's called
Alliteration & it changed my life, it goes...
Right-y tight-y, left-y loose-y
No longer am I caged, cos now I'm free

D'you wanna see my monkey wrench?
'case of indecent accidents
Adjustin' nuts under the bench
D'you wanna hold my monkey wrench?

D'you wanna see my monkey wrench? (all in, flat out)
D'you wanna see my monkey wrench? (all in, flat out)
D'you wanna see my monkey wrench? (all in, flat out)
D'you wanna hold my monkey wrench?
© 2021 Grandpa (28.3.21)

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Grandpa - April 23, 2021 - Report this comment
Sorry, see link to an improved version (I keep submitting these when I finish them, & I really ought to listen/read through a few more times!) http://www.amiright.com/parody/90s/foofighters37.shtml

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