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Song Parodies -> "Funky Stench"

Original Song Title:

"Monkey Wrench"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Foo Fighters

Parody Song Title:

"Funky Stench"

Parody Written by:

Matthias

The Lyrics

Week 3 of the Return of O.W.N. - This week a man searches his apartment for the source of a strange scent. Can he locate that weird smell? Read and find out!
Smells like a skunk up in this b*tch
Nothing is smeared with slime
That odor makes me flinch
My unpleasant residence
Cleaning until it shines, I've polished every inch

Time to fret!
Drenched in sweat!
So upset!

Don't wanna smell that funky stench
Nostrils are bleedin' though they're pinched
I'd rather leave than suffer this
Don't wanna whiff that funky stench

There's no grime, It's all been cleansed
Removed the goo but still my malady's unquenched
Thought my den was a pig-pen
Should be fresher
Spent time mopping to reach zen

Cigarettes?!
Fishing nets?!
What's that stench?!

Can't freakin' stand that funky stench!
Garbage ain't seepin' on cement
It makes me heave since I'm so pissed
Can't freakin' stand that funky stench!

Cheddar?!
Blender?!
Lepers?!?!

My nose stings! I'll throw a fit
I swear I'm haunted by some horror that's why it stinks worse than the dead
This scent's unmeasured like some jungle turds were left
It's time to split unless I can locate that grit
It packs a zing that's sulfury
So now I'm so outraged although I've CLEANED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hope maids can find this funky stench!
My mind is tweakin' so I'll vent
Won't be relieved till it's dismissed
Worse than rat pee - That funky stench!

Hold up! It's me that's funky stenched!
(Armpits... like trout!)
Scent turned you green! My funky stench!
(Won't grin... You'll shout!)
Old Spice was cleaved to fight that stench!
(Trash bin... Spilled out!)

Don't wanna breathe that funky stench!

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Peter Andersson - April 12, 2019 - Report this comment
Dave Grohl used to be in Nirvana, so the obvious comment here must be "Smells Like Twist Spirit"! :-)

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