-> "Inise The Mind of Carl Spackler"
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"Inise The Mind of Carl Spackler"
I'm here to assist you
I have been there, and been there too
When I'm out of bed
I pull out ahead, my thang
I see you Mrs. Crane
You're my monkey lady
Wrap your spikes 'round my head
Let's move ahead, my thang
I chase gophers!
Gonna murderalize you!
I am the Bushwood Country Club's groundskeeper
You will never see a good golf course again
A Cinderella story, it's true
Former groundskeeper now Masters champion--yes, mang!
The Bishop's playing in
It's really storming in
Pours down my head
Pours down his head--oh mang
He dumps a hole in two
Then he says he's never played golf in bad weather
And I betcha he'll never play this good again
'Cause when he held his golf club askew--
You gotta promise don't tell cops that he got shocked when he swang
"So that time, when I jumped off in Hong Kong
They gave me the Dali Lama himself, the holiest!
Flowing robes, bald, grace...he could definitely play
He hauls off and wheels one into a 10,000 foot crevasse
I asked him 'Hey, how about a little something for the effort?
Well, he told me, that when you die, on you deathbed,
You will receive total consciousness
And I like start cryin'--so I got that goin' for me"
Still I wonder
If someday I'm ever gonna kill that gopher
'Cause all the time I can smell varmint poontang
The only good varmint, I tell you,
Is dead varmint, we don't even need a reason
Most of all the stuff I got's on order
Maybe someday you and I could meet again
Carl Spackler is my name, yeah dude
And I promise not to eat that Baby Ruth again.
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