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Song Parodies -> "Inise The Mind of Carl Spackler"
Original Song Title:
"Everlong"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Foo Fighters
Parody Song Title:
"Inise The Mind of Carl Spackler"
Parody Written by:
Agrimorfee
The Lyrics
It might help if you are a fan of the movie Caddyshack.
Hello
I'm here to assist you
Golfing long?
I have been there, and been there too
When I'm out of bed
I pull out ahead, my thang
Hey now
I see you Mrs. Crane
You monkey
Go, wow!
You're my monkey lady
Wrap your spikes 'round my head
Let's move ahead, my thang
I chase gophers!
Gonna murderalize you!
I am the Bushwood Country Club's groundskeeper
You will never see a good golf course again
A Cinderella story, it's true
Former groundskeeper now Masters champion--yes, mang!
Look out
The Bishop's playing in
Storm brewin'
Hey now
It's really storming in
Pours down my head
Pours down his head--oh mang
Lightning, thunder!
He dumps a hole in two
Then he says he's never played golf in bad weather
And I betcha he'll never play this good again
'Cause when he held his golf club askew--
You gotta promise don't tell cops that he got shocked when he swang
(barely audible:)
"So that time, when I jumped off in Hong Kong
They gave me the Dali Lama himself, the holiest!
Flowing robes, bald, grace...he could definitely play
He hauls off and wheels one into a 10,000 foot crevasse
I asked him 'Hey, how about a little something for the effort?
Well, he told me, that when you die, on you deathbed,
You will receive total consciousness
And I like start cryin'--so I got that goin' for me"
Still I wonder
If someday I'm ever gonna kill that gopher
'Cause all the time I can smell varmint poontang
The only good varmint, I tell you,
Is dead varmint, we don't even need a reason
Most of all the stuff I got's on order
Maybe someday you and I could meet again
Carl Spackler is my name, yeah dude
And I promise not to eat that Baby Ruth again.
I'm here to assist you
Golfing long?
I have been there, and been there too
When I'm out of bed
I pull out ahead, my thang
Hey now
I see you Mrs. Crane
You monkey
Go, wow!
You're my monkey lady
Wrap your spikes 'round my head
Let's move ahead, my thang
I chase gophers!
Gonna murderalize you!
I am the Bushwood Country Club's groundskeeper
You will never see a good golf course again
A Cinderella story, it's true
Former groundskeeper now Masters champion--yes, mang!
Look out
The Bishop's playing in
Storm brewin'
Hey now
It's really storming in
Pours down my head
Pours down his head--oh mang
Lightning, thunder!
He dumps a hole in two
Then he says he's never played golf in bad weather
And I betcha he'll never play this good again
'Cause when he held his golf club askew--
You gotta promise don't tell cops that he got shocked when he swang
(barely audible:)
"So that time, when I jumped off in Hong Kong
They gave me the Dali Lama himself, the holiest!
Flowing robes, bald, grace...he could definitely play
He hauls off and wheels one into a 10,000 foot crevasse
I asked him 'Hey, how about a little something for the effort?
Well, he told me, that when you die, on you deathbed,
You will receive total consciousness
And I like start cryin'--so I got that goin' for me"
Still I wonder
If someday I'm ever gonna kill that gopher
'Cause all the time I can smell varmint poontang
The only good varmint, I tell you,
Is dead varmint, we don't even need a reason
Most of all the stuff I got's on order
Maybe someday you and I could meet again
Carl Spackler is my name, yeah dude
And I promise not to eat that Baby Ruth again.
Copyright 2015, Agrimorfee. Gungala, gungala.
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What is "inise"? Do you mean "inside" or "incise" or "anise"? Just kidding dude. Gotta spell check your work though lol This is a good one. I like Caddyshack a lot.
Haven't seen it but this was funny
Not funny, perhaps you should stick to miniature golf instead
cadmon must have gotten involved with a chase with a gopher. These guys can be a real pest, plus, I don't think they like nuts either. With that said, after all this the gopher still lives.
Love Caddyshack, love the Foo Fighters (this isn't my favorite song of theirs, but still good). You hit so many references from the movie, very funny stuff. I think you may have sacrificed the pacing a little to get as many jokes in, but nothing too horrible. Nicely done!
(Artistry) My only experience with Caddyshack is one Homestar Runner cartoon way back when - and that only granted me the ability to know that Carl Spackler is a character from Caddyshack, and that he has something going for him, which is apparently nice. So yeah, did not get a single thing about this parody, but that is clearly entirely my fault for my life being so far Caddyshack-less, not yours.
(Artistry) love Caddyshack and this was a fine tribute (nice choice of OS btw ;) ). I'll agree that pacing seemed to have been put on the back burner in lieu if cramming in references for jokes, and for the most part, it worked, but sometimes it gets to be a mouthful. Lots of fun though.
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