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Song Parodies -> "This Song, It Stunk"

Original Song Title:

"F**k You, I'm Drunk"

Original Performer:

Flogging Molly

Parody Song Title:

"This Song, It Stunk"

Parody Written by:

Below Average Dave

The Lyrics

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Note to Matthias: I apologize in advance, but really--this 'band' sounded to me like a bunch of really bored teenagers who decided to try to put together irishesque music and make a profit of it. On the bright side, I don't dislike Reel Big Fish as much as I used to, comparitevly speaking--they sound like The Who next to this group.
Can’t take anymore, I’m sober again
and hearing this band without beer is a sin
Just like Grateful Dead, you need a six pack
or 90 proof vodka and some triple sec

I heard this band’s great, I’ve nothing to fear
I wish I had been told to cover my ears
You may ask “why listen”, why must I complain?
It was not a choice, this song was their most sane

Screw this, try punk
Matty, this stunk
I’m sorry to say, but I wish I was drunk

Can’t take this junk
Rather hear funk
And next time I’ll be drunk, ‘cause now my IQ has sunk

They sing about drinking, but way out of tune
They play on their guitars and sound like some loons
They beat Bob Dylan, to that I won’t lie
but then even Ms GaGa
did not make me want to cry

Guess I’ll get drunk
To hear this junk
I think I would rather be sprayed by a skunk

Now I am tanked
Give this a crank
It does sound better with drinks ‘cause Frank Sinatra they ain’t
This has been a Below Average Dave production, All Rights Reserved.

For the record, this Artistry competition has introduced me to a lot of bands I tend to stay away from or have never heard, and as much as I couldn't get into these guys, they are certainly not the worst. I truly don't understand how Willie Nelson, Bob Dylan and other similarly sounding artists got so big. I know I'm not American Idol, but to me they sound like someone who had too much to drink at a karaoke bar. . .and then there's the whole "Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald" which puts me to sleep, Mr Bungle who sounds like he's singing under water, and of course--the worst of all--Red Ant had to make me hear that awful, awful song "If" (Glad he ripped it). . .so while I did rip on this band (in my ears/eyes deservingly) they aren't the worst I've ever had to sit through.

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Matthias - November 23, 2009 - Report this comment
What can I say? Your taste in music just sucks, nothing I can do about that. I mean you don't like Flogging Molly, Reel Big Fish, or Lady GaGa but you do like Jennifer Lopez and TLC we're are on two different musical wavelengths...
Matthias - November 23, 2009 - Report this comment
You also picked like the worst Flogging Molly song to parody by the way which is why you probably don't like them because THEY ARE PUNK. Try listening to a better song like "Black Friday Rule", or "Devil's Dance Floor"
Christie Marie M - November 23, 2009 - Report this comment
LMFAO at your parody, B.A. Dave!! Yep, this band who performed this OS sounded more like a bunch of drunks singing this Irishesque song! Thinking of doing a recording of this? LOL!! (j/k), or am I? On the other hand, I listen to all types of music and even classical and country as well! Even New Age music! So my taste in music are no better! Well f**k this, here's 5's!!
Below Average Dave - November 23, 2009 - Report this comment
Thank you very much Christie Marie M . .. Matty, I felt those songs were worse. I actually don't hate Lady Gaga, just think her lyrics suck, and I've ripped on J-Lo too. . .though TLC I do like (considering their sales comparitively speaking I'm not alone on that). But the fact that they are considered punk is what inspired that line. . .that was an intentional stab at them. and I still think Reel Big Fish sounds like a high school band (thank you IB for that one, that was so OTM)--but to each their own Matty
DJ Blaze - November 23, 2009 - Report this comment
I like their song "Drunken Lullabies", and that's pretty much the only one I know. 555
Matthias - November 24, 2009 - Report this comment
The fact of the matter with TLC is that a lot of people like crappy music look at the fame of Taylor Swift and John Mayer and I don't know how you thought that THIS song was better than those two. At least those two are punk, this I'll agree is junk.
Below Average Dave - November 25, 2009 - Report this comment
Thank you DJ Blaze

Matthias, you give me a good laugh sometime you know that. You defend your bands quite heavily. I don't like Flogging Molly, but there are worst out there. . .and besides you love alcohol, so a band that sounds better with beer isn't such a bad thing for you, you are silly--that's why we are such good friends, we are both crazy and crazy loves company. . .
Below Average Dave - November 25, 2009 - Report this comment
*There are worse out there, not there are worst out there
UnKnownVotress - November 25, 2009 - Report this comment
. . . Whiskey got your tongue eh, Sir Dave ? ? Happy T-Day, Sir, and I do enjoy the parodies of both you ~CABO~WABO~ Squires, Dave & Matty !!
Agrimorfee - December 02, 2009 - Report this comment
Wowee, I saw the title of the song and LOL'd in the Internet cafe because I thought it was Dave's parody title. Anyhows, you definitely picked a not-normal-for-this-band song...it'd be like trying to parody The Beatles' "You Know My Name" or even the godawful "Mr. Moonlight". But the key thing is this was f-ing funny and that's what matters most to me.
Rex - December 05, 2009 - Report this comment
(Artistry) If everybody liked the same music, we'd only need one band. And BAD has quite the knack for expressing his displeasure. :-)
bobpiecheese - December 06, 2009 - Report this comment
(Artistry) We all have our opinions, and we all have the right to express those opinions. Luckily for you Dave, you understand the third, more hidden fact about opinions: we need to respect the opinions of others. That said, interesting parody, I think my friend Nathan will take a liking to the OS. 555 or somethin'.

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