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Song Parodies -> "Crank A Fella's Sock"

Original Song Title:

"Rockafeller Skank"

Original Performer:

Fatboy Slim

Parody Song Title:

"Crank A Fella's Sock"

Parody Written by:

Phil Alexander

The Lyrics

It's surreal thing...
Ride a brown cow, the bung hole rubber
Chickened out now, the bunco mugger
Write about Slough, and monkey slobber
Check a tout now, the bunk's all rubber
Time to kowtow - kerplunk on blubber
Chuck a sprout now, or dunk another
How now Braun Frau - the young cold mother
White or brown sow
How now
Bow wow

(Wha- wha- wha- wha- wha- wha- wha- wha-???)
(What's he on about?)

Lighten out now, the punk's a lover
Trekkie's out now, I thunk a wugga
Wipe a doubt tao, the fun coal digger
Chucky's out now, the hunk hole hugger

Light a trout now, tough uncool blogger
Crack a fart now, the monk soul brother
Mighty shout OW! who's drunk on sugar?
Shucky mouth OW! a dunkin' drugger

(Wha- wha- wha- wha- wha- wha- wha- wha-???)
(Sumo shimmy shimmy)
(Wha- wha- wha- wha- wha- wha- wha- wha-???)
(Shine a chammy chammy)

A fo'c's'le lubber
Jagger's out now, a bum-hole lover
Right about? No. A scum-pole hummer
Jacket tout now... a-twinkle glover
Writer bow-wow huh bark uncover

Fella tricks now, the spun coal lover
Chucker chicks now,

Wider pout, now, the funk's old hummer
Check-in's out, now, thief uncle brother
Writer's block, now.. er thinkin' nothin'
Skanky sock now, it's junk an' rubbish
Write about
Cow (Chow)
Dow (Drow)
Howe (how?)
Plough (pow!)
Rite around
Slough (sow)
Prow (pow)
Chow (now)
Wow! (ow!)

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Voting Results

Pacing: 4.7
How Funny: 4.7
Overall Rating: 4.7

Total Votes: 12

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 3   0
 4   0
 5   11

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2Eagle - January 16, 2008 - Report this comment
Maybe this is a reference to the Writer's block?
Agrimorfee - January 17, 2008 - Report this comment
(Dec2) HOW he dood it!
Matthias - January 23, 2008 - Report this comment
This makes almost as much sense as the original song. Pretty far out and surreally cool. Do me a favor and don't record this one though, I honestly can't stand the original song... He just keeps rambling, and rambling, and rambling about the same stuff.... So great improvement.
bobpiecheese - January 28, 2008 - Report this comment
(Dec 2.0) That made as much sense as I do. Well done.
Jack Wilson - January 30, 2008 - Report this comment
That was awesome! 5s
Kristof Robertson - January 30, 2008 - Report this comment
(DEc 2.8) A wee bit random for my particular tastes, Phil...but I can picture getting stoned and singing this for hours. 555
Arwen - January 30, 2008 - Report this comment
Decathlon...I can't even imagine how hard this OS was to parody, Phil...props just for that...but my mundane mind kept hoping for a story line that I couldn't find. Nice though...=)
stuart mcarthur - January 30, 2008 - Report this comment
(dec2.8) phew, that must have taken some effort coming up with so many different subs for the same line, Phil, and how come trouts fit so nicely into surrealism? and ironically the funniest bits were the bits that half made sense! (like the Mick Jagger line) - 555
Below Average Dave ( - January 31, 2008 - Report this comment
(SOTM) I agree with the notion that coming up with subs for this was very impressive. . .little random for me (and I'm a very random guy) so all in all I'm impressed.
Jeff Reuben - January 31, 2008 - Report this comment
Rhymes great, made me laugh, made little sense :)
Annie - September 06, 2015 - Report this comment
Holy crap Phil, how did you do this?! I tried to read it with the song going and it was so random that I had to make sure I was reading the right part since the song goes so fast lol. Still, props to you and 5s for tackling this difficult song.

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