Song Parodies -> "Tease"

Original Song Title:

"Breathe"

Original Performer:

"Tease"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

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This will get one bombed, I know it, but I don't care, its funny and you know it. . .inspired by the video, I actually liked TOS, but the video reminds me of a dumb version of Ariel from the Little Mermaid, except with an instance to do slow motion hand fly dances

Don't you like this tight dress and my shiny hair
The make up shades upon my face
Just watch me as I dance, but stay in place
And I wear clothes that just strip away

I can stand or lay, or be down on my knees
While I'm singing sweetly, arms just sway
All your senses want to play
and all I want from you dear
Is your cash or credit card

Cause I am just a tease
I do just what I please
And it's my job to fake my love to you
Your staring at my boobs
Baby, all you see don't come for free
You can never touch
but take me out to lunch
Baby, isn't that better than never seeing me
You've fallen for a tease

A tease

In a way I know what I do's kinda wrong
As I lay here naked all day long
Closer than you've ever been before
And I know, and you know
You had no chance anyhow

Cause I'm hot as can be
while you might be a "C"
And if you thought I loved you you're a fool
Just look at how you drool
Baby, I'm not trying to be mean
Looking at my butt
But babe I'm not a slut
Baby, don't you want to come and pay my fees
I am such a tease

A tease

This is just a hunch
You want me a bunch
Baby, at least you can have a site of me
I am just a tease

A tease

I can see the money flow in my account
Men are such fools, it is my pay

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Matthias - March 01, 2011 - Report this comment

Faith Hill is a total tease. Great parody and I totally agree with you on the video but Hey, I'm not complaining. She's hot.

Old Man Ribber - March 01, 2011 - Report this comment

BADave - "Tease" us with more anytime. ;D

Wendy Christopher - March 02, 2011 - Report this comment

This is the first time I've ever looked at the Faith Hill video for this..... oh my god! It's like the saintly-saccharine version of Madonna's 'Frozen!' I was sooo hoping at one point that Ms. Hill was going to crash to the floor and turn into a horde of fluffy bunnies, but no.... *sigh* Good job I had this excellent parody to cheer me right up - 555 for you, sir!

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