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Song Parodies -> "This List"

Original Song Title:

"This Kiss"

Original Performer:

Faith Hill

Parody Song Title:

"This List"

Parody Written by:

Rocky Mak

The Lyrics

Ever feel like people missing out on parties because you forgot to invite someone, but then wonder how the to-do list got so big assuming that most of the people you invited do turn up? OK, I can understand weddings, but if a 21st have a list that big, and that much to consider...
I don't want friends to miss my cake
I don't want them to think that I am biased, no
I want presents coming my way
Though they're useless, who cares? I'll get by

But the list is getting too big
Taking far too long to write

It's because you love me
I've a list like this
If you never can make it
Quickly RSVP

It's the courtesy, woman
It stays impeccable

This list, this list
Un-shrinkable
This list, this list

Chef says "What's the menu tonight?"
What will be the big main course? Oh!
Special diets on my mind, right?
Vegan, low carb, no sweets, or no pork

Better make it a big buffet
With the needs all catered for

It's because you love me
I've a list like this
If you never can make it
Quickly RSVP

It's the courtesy, woman
It stays unshakable

This list, this list
Unthinkable
This list, this list

More friends say that they would come, right
It's exhausting, won't me cry, though
I can never tell the heaven
Open so the rain can power the site, no

Who'll be my backup singer
For the new songs I write
Suggestions noted: Still under-budget

It's because you love me
I've a list like this
If you never can make it
Quickly RSVP

It's the courtesy, woman
It 's not suboptimal

This list, this list
It's criminal
This list, this list

It's the way you love me, mateys
I'm inviting everybody, yeah

It's because you love me
I've a list like this
If you never can make it
Quickly RSVP

It's the courtesy, woman
It 's not suboptimal

This list, this list
It's criminal
This list, this list

It's the way you love me, mateys
I'm inviting everybody, yeah

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