Song Parodies -> "Bees"

Original Song Title:

"Breathe"

Original Performer:

"Bees"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

Part of my Ages of Amiright...... Event 2

I just feel all panicked, worse than a bomb scare
The Ku Klux Klan is much more tame
Only one thing makes me crap my pants, and whine
I get "hives" and start to pray

Phobias just seem to settle with the bees
When I'm crying, curled up in a ball
Like a small girl I scream away
The only thing I fear
Is the buzzing and it's dart

Cause what's the deal with bees
Their stinger's taunting me
My bravery is melting into goo

There's no way to disprove
Baby, Is what I become, I plea

Apocalypse ain't much
Nor Cold War and the such
All we have to have to fear
Is fear itself, I guess, it seems

Oh, and yeah those bees…

AHHHHHHHH!!!
BEEEEEEEES!!!!!!

I served in "Nam, and I've even been blown up
Once I dived in toxic waste, and almost drowned
Been stabbed, limbs torn off all before
But I know
My worst foe
Is that teensy pinprick… "Ow!"

Cause I can't stand those bees
It's terror level green
It feels worse than welt sting with hot glue
A cut, a scar, a bruise
Baby, it would fill me with more glee

Light my balls with match
Force me to watch Snatch*
Try me, with any torture that a crazy nutcase thinks
Make sure there's no bees

NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
BEEEEEEEEEEEES!!!!!

I swear I saw a hive
I soon won't be alive
Baby, There's not a need for you to go mock me
I'm afraid of bees

Damn… Bees

I can see the hornets flying in the air
Seeing them move… wets my undies

*In my opinion one of the worst films of all time

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Jack Wilson - February 13, 2007 - Report this comment

Loved it, 5s,good one to follow my Poison Ivy one

alvin rhodes - February 13, 2007 - Report this comment

hives, oops, i mean fives

John Barry - February 13, 2007 - Report this comment

I went apiary over this.

Kristof Robertson - February 13, 2007 - Report this comment

Really enjoyed this, Matty! sang along to the OS with a big smile on my face. Great work! 555

Jessie W. - February 13, 2007 - Report this comment

Nice one! 5's for the hives!

tomario - February 14, 2007 - Report this comment

bees give you hives LMAO ! 5s for the hives a cute little offering,nice one.

Agrimorfee - February 14, 2007 - Report this comment

(AGES) Snatch is definitely not the worst film ever, but I won't hold that against you in my critique. No, it was just very hard to read this against the song...sure it paces, but the accent she gives to certain words often don't match up with your lyrics, making it hard to enjoy, particularly in the verses. The choruses, however, were a laugh riot.

Below Average Dave - February 25, 2007 - Report this comment

(AGES) I liked it, It wasn't my favorite by you, but then again, you can only have one favoirte. . .I don't think if/when I perform another one by you that this will be my first choice, but it may still make top 5 in this contest--this round was a bit open for me.

bobpiecheese - February 26, 2007 - Report this comment

(AGES) OS = too mushy for my tastes. Your parody = just awesome for my tastes!

Cat - February 26, 2007 - Report this comment

(Ages) I...hate...this...song...my parents have forced me to listen to it too many times for my sanity. But this was really awesome! As an apiphobe (look it up) myself, I can definitely sympathize.

Michael McVey - February 27, 2007 - Report this comment

This parody stings!---MM

Ethan Mawyer - February 28, 2007 - Report this comment

(Ages) I liked this...I'm afraid of bees too. Even more so than owl beaks.

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