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Song Parodies -> "Toss Beads"
Original Song Title:
"Breathe"
Original Performer:
Faith Hill
Parody Song Title:
"Toss Beads"
Parody Written by:
Spaff.com
The Lyrics
This year for Lent I'm giving up moderation.
I can feel the magic here in New Or-leens
Be-ing half buzzed gets me that way
I see the chubby drunks on balconies
's why
They must call this Fat Tues-day
All my fears just seem to leave on Bourbon Street
When I hear the screaming of this crowd
The scru-ples just fade away - 'n suddenly
I feel
Overwhelmingly endowed
I can see your beads
So toss 'em down to me
'Cause suddenly there's nothing I won't do
I'll stop at just a few
Baby just a strand or two or three-ee
Loosen up my sash
A coy and quickie flash
Baby isn't that what Car-nee-val's sup-POSED to be?
I deserve some beads
TOSS BEADS!
In a way I know that when the sun comes up
I'll wonder where my bra has gone
Never been so well-exposed before
And I know
There's PHO-tos
Just don't show 'em to my mom
But now I'm craving beads
Suffocating me
& Suddenly I'm hoisted into view
Oh once I've downed a few
Baby I'm the Queen of New Orlee-eens
Caught up in the bash
A slow and steady flash
Baby isn't that what "Big Ea-sy"s sup-POSED to mean?
I got tons of beads
TOSS BEADS!
Stumblin' through the trash
Who else can I flash?
Baby isn't that the Girls Gone Wild guys FILM-ing me?
Oh well I got beads
Toosssed beads
What goes on at Mardi Gras must not stay there
My scenes sell big now on EEE-bay...
Be-ing half buzzed gets me that way
I see the chubby drunks on balconies
's why
They must call this Fat Tues-day
All my fears just seem to leave on Bourbon Street
When I hear the screaming of this crowd
The scru-ples just fade away - 'n suddenly
I feel
Overwhelmingly endowed
I can see your beads
So toss 'em down to me
'Cause suddenly there's nothing I won't do
I'll stop at just a few
Baby just a strand or two or three-ee
Loosen up my sash
A coy and quickie flash
Baby isn't that what Car-nee-val's sup-POSED to be?
I deserve some beads
TOSS BEADS!
In a way I know that when the sun comes up
I'll wonder where my bra has gone
Never been so well-exposed before
And I know
There's PHO-tos
Just don't show 'em to my mom
But now I'm craving beads
Suffocating me
& Suddenly I'm hoisted into view
Oh once I've downed a few
Baby I'm the Queen of New Orlee-eens
Caught up in the bash
A slow and steady flash
Baby isn't that what "Big Ea-sy"s sup-POSED to mean?
I got tons of beads
TOSS BEADS!
Stumblin' through the trash
Who else can I flash?
Baby isn't that the Girls Gone Wild guys FILM-ing me?
Oh well I got beads
Toosssed beads
What goes on at Mardi Gras must not stay there
My scenes sell big now on EEE-bay...
(c) 2005+ Got ta have Faith
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For those who Don't Know The Original Song, it's temporarily available at spaff.com/dktos
My boss is heading there for a conference the week after Marti Gras, I'm so bummed (although my wife would kill me if I went to NO this March). Hope you're really going and don't do anything I wouldn't do.
Oh yeah...good song and all that. "isn't that what "Big Ea-sy"s sup-POSED to mean?" -- awesome
Damn you Spaff! I told you not to tell anybody! You Bastard!
Ash is a bastard for stealing my comment...and Spaff is a bastard for reading my diary...again.
Thanx, Jeffaroo and Sisters Kicksass & Evenstar. And it really doesn't matter who I tell - or whose diary (TOTTM) I check out periodically - because each of these pictures here is worth a thousand beads. I have today off (Mardi Gras being a national holiday and all) so I'm planning to make this Fat Tuesday PHAT.
You da MAN Spaffy boy! THis was great! 555! Check out the 2004 year in review parody part 2
Hey, this was good. I haven't decided what I'm giving up for Lent yet, but I do know that I'm voting 5s on this. :)
Spaff, Id love to see you do a parody of "Footloiose" called ""Loose Tooth" or something like that
Spaff, if you can get Faith Hill to record this one for you, you'd have a hit.
or Ellen Barkin to act in the video (nod to the "Big Easy" reference Spaff ) - stil DKTOS and for some reason I download the OS's from your site then they won't open - 5s on trust though
Here's 15 doubloons.
Thanx, Serafina & Johnglebarry!
Jackie: I promise to do a Footloose parody one of these days. And I'll go check yours out.
Tim Creamfilled: Screw the audio - she needs to do the video.
Stuartiste: Ditto what I said to Tim. Is anyone else having trouble with the downloads?
Jackie: I promise to do a Footloose parody one of these days. And I'll go check yours out.
Tim Creamfilled: Screw the audio - she needs to do the video.
Stuartiste: Ditto what I said to Tim. Is anyone else having trouble with the downloads?
Better yet Spaff, If you can get Faith Hill to do the music video to this one... Oh Yeah!!!
I'm working on it, Matthias. She said something about Hell freezing over, so there's definitely a window of opportunity there.
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