Watch says 6 PM
The TV's on, I'll sit down, watch the news
Says the world's in mayhem
They can't take away my right to choose

Don't believe that the lake's infested now with eels
"More than birds," they claim with science rather than ideals
I know they indoctrinate stupid people
And I'm not one of them

What's going on
When they lie about Iran?
"More than birds." But birds aren't real
Government our trust will steal
Why do they say
That they're suing Flying J
I have rights to gas and oil
But who the heck's Robert Boyle?

No no no, no no no
Oh no no no no
"More than birds"
No no no, oh no no

Turn the dang TV
Off. I had it with these bureaucrats
It's catastrophe when they spread lies
There's no Arturo Prat *. Blinds are shut

So I won't see "raining 'lectric eels"
"More than birds and snakes and aeroplanes". It gives me wheals
And I'll write them all to stop. Blow up Facebook
'Cause I'm not one of them

Is COVID back?
No, the "medics" all are whack
"More than birds and Happy Meals"
What?! I thought those weren't ordeals!
Why must we change
When you obviously have mange?
You must learn my point of view
But I'm saying "I hate you"

No no no, no no no
Oh no no no no
I hate you
Oh no no, no no no
No, oh no no no
I hate you
Oh ho no no no
Oh ho no no no
Oh ho no no no
I hate you
I hate you

I hate birds