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Song Parodies -> "Hole Headed"

Original Song Title:

"Hole Hearted"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Hole Headed"

Parody Written by:

Earl S. Garber

The Lyrics

Yeah, I need to write another parody like I need a hole in the head...
Crime's ambition occupies my time
Burglar alarms confuse the mind
Homeowner one step behind
Stash of money I've yet to find

Thought that guy went out for tea
Yet there's a gun pointing right at me
I've lost my mind, why can't I see
That a bullet can hit
Where a head could be

There's a hole in my head
That can only be filled by glue
Got this hole in my head
Cause I'm shot by a .22

Hole headed
Hole headed

This hospital room is where I hide
Doctor says I could have died
You can't say I never tried
To steal every damn thing inside

Got a bullet inside of me
Time to bargain for a plea
Appoint a lawyer, can't pay his fee
Can't make bail, a jail cell's
Where I'm gonna be

There's a hole in my head
That can only be filled by glue
Got this hole in my head
Cause I'm shot by a .22
There's a hole in my head
That's almost all the way through
Yeah, I could have been dead
I screw up all the things I do

Hole headed
Hole headed
Hole headed
Hole headed
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