Original Song Title:
"Heartspark Dollarsign" (MP3)
Parody Song Title:
Parody Written by:
NeverDear (as in, "When will I stop loving you?")
My heart stops for her jet-black hair
And her coal-black eyes
Make me want to stop and stare
I know you're right jealous when I see you grin
As I'm walking by
With my Jap. girlfriend
But my mom says, "Don't dare bring her 'round! 'cause she's a J.A.P., this family
will put her in the ground!"
I'll fight and then they will find
I'll trade their hate so pure for my love so blind
She says, she says, "Don't forget that I make sushi too!"
She says, she says, "You're now dating, 'Asian'. Your love life will never be the same."
Her eyes look closed
When she's all out of kimonos
She wears my clothes
Now we make a pitstop
'cause we're hungry again ("Everything's CLOSED?!?! @#$%!!")
Oh no, oh no, I know now,
Now we'll never find a place
That only serves ramen
For me and my Jap. girlfriend
(insert Godzilla roar here)
She says, she says, "Before me, you were by yourself all alone."
She says, she says, "But you're now dating, 'Asian', and your love life will never be the same!
Nope. Never be the same.
Never, ever again!"
We're drunk on rice wine.
Right smashed on rice wine!
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