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Song Parodies -> "Giving Away The Title Here Will Spoil The Surprise"

Original Song Title:

"Princess of Egypt"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Giving Away The Title Here Will Spoil The Surprise"

Parody Written by:

Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd

The Lyrics

Some people dislike them, some despise them and others downright hate them. Each day thousands of them are killed on sight, countless others imprisoned in nameless sectors without ever having their files reviewed and there are global organizations of well paid bounty hunters devoted to nothing less than their complete and total extermination. They are by far the most persecuted species on this planet, an average person don't even consider them worthy of a glance and yet none of them desire anything more than to be allowed to live and be seen for a few seconds. They are spam mails and they are almost people just like you and me, so for just this once, hear one of them out! (Editorial note: Good luck pitching that fabled script to the Walt Disney Company, you sick freak!)

A YouTube version of the original song can currently be found here:
I'm coming through and I don't wanna hit another virus box-in
It's hard to sell stuff and come through with no intent of sin
No more of them dirty tricks 'cos this time I've changed a lot
You're all that I want but I'm deleted on the spot

The sad part is that I cause all different kinds of strife
When in your in-box and as masked by from your wife
Don't lose your faith in your provider, they're really the best
Even though I'm filled with breasts I've Microsoft attests

You want legitimate e-mails and I'm just a spam
I want to be with you, don't be so shocked
I need a miracle for you to me not disband
I'd make you happy but I'm getting blocked

You don't know that your clicking links will sign you up for a bill
My interventions in your codes will make my sender a mill
You feel safe with your software, you should get a firewall
Or one day you will find out that you've gone an' lost it all

The sad part is that I cause all different kinds of fights
When to your hard-drive I load porn in terabytes
Don't lose your faith in netiquette, that's really the bomb
Even though I'm selling smut I'm coming from your mom!

You want legitimate e-mails and I'm just a spam
I want to be with you, don't be appalled
I need a miracle for you to me not disband
I'd make you happy but I'm getting stalled

(Second Editorial Note: The repeated choruses of this so called parody has been blocked out, I suggest you all try to do the same with the original song, at least from here on).

© Peter Andersson. (The real parody title should of course be "You want legitimate e-mails and I'm just a spam", because IMHO that paces beautifully over the central line of the original song even though it's much longer than the original title).

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Voting Results

Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 3

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    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   0
 2   0
 3   0
 4   0
 5   3

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Matthias - July 28, 2007 - Report this comment
You filled my inbox with laughter
Red Ant - July 29, 2007 - Report this comment
Clever title to disguise an even funnier title. Never heard TOS before your link: the parody makes very good use of it! Fun stuff, Peter. I sense some 5s popping up your way. =) Congrats on yet another 1st submission of a song and band.

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