-> "Fallen Angels of Abilene"
Original Song Title:
"Sordid Tales of a Beauty Queen"
Parody Song Title:
"Fallen Angels of Abilene"
The Lyrics
Gunslingers ruled in Texas
Outlaws gunned lawmen down
Merchants often closed their shops
When they rode into town
Dismounted from their horses
Shook the dust from overcoats
Walked into the nearest Saloon
Drank whiskey and would boast
Now some of them were ornery
Others were just plain mean
But a woman’s hand could tame those men
Fallen Angles of Abilene
Of course they were “Show Girls”
Lifted skirts to show their legs
Garter belts and the way they smelled
Made the tough guys often beg!
After gamblin’ with the boys
Sought some comfort for the night
With an escort on their arm
Climbin’ stairs, then out of sight
Now some of them women weren’t beautiful
But at least they washed up clean
And after relations, they robbed those men
Fallen Angels of Abilene
Some took offense to bein’ taken
And swore they’d kill those whores
But the naughty gals were ready
Derringers in the gut did score
So before you mistreat a Lady
In the lawless Lone Star State
Make sure you pay her kindly
Or 6 feet under could be your fate!
Gunslingers weren’t so keen
A pretty face is all they seen
Should have been nice and paid their price
But died a quick death unforseen
Fallen Angels of Abilene
Not everything is what it seems...
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