Of a little wad of gum
I was heedless to beware
I sat on a little wad of gum
That was sitting in my chair

And the ruiner of my pants
Is this wad of gum
Stupid little wad of gum

There's a stringy trail of goo
From the middle of my ass
In my ignorance the glee I misconstrue
Of the others in my class

The teacher, is pointing
Toward the center of the gooey mess that
Brings on a wave of laughs
At a wad of gum
A simple wad of gum

Only one solution
Will lead me from the shame I suffer
Due to the goofy sight
Of my situation

And when a class clown takes the action
His behavior glorified
And when my rear end's desecrated
How come the clown is offered high fivers?

"Would you laugh at the sight?"
The stricken student rants
"I rely on a pass
To go and change my pants."

Little wad of Wrigley's Spearmint
Little wad of Juicy Fruit
Little wad of Double Bubble
Little wad to ruin my suit

Little wad of sweet Bazooka
Little Trident sugarless
Little wad of tasty Dentyne
Little wad to make a mess

Little wad, so malicious
Little wad, so to blame
Little wad, so malicious
Little wad, so much shame