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Original Song Title:

"Angeles (Angels)"

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Parody Song Title:


Parody Written by:

Below Average Dave

The Lyrics

I'm at and badave
I'm aaaaaaaa

Bagel, with cream cheese,
I am here when breakfast calls
I'm here to relieve
to join coffee in the morn'
I taste great, less calories than donuts do
Good for all of the-salaries With skies grey or blue
Bread I give

Here, spread the jam it's grape
When the belly calls and alter inhibitions
You should know
Belly has it's ways
If you don't feed it, it shall groan
Bagels-Yes, Set us free
Bagels with all kinds of creams
Bagels yes, but I'll squeal
Because I am a talking bagel



People, You smell me
Other bagels you should eat
Surely, do not sniff
Eat them in a jiff now please dude
Hey what gives??

Don't eaaaaaaaaaaat me
Don't eaaaaaaaaaaat me
Don't eaaaaaaaaaaat me
You aaaaaaaaate me
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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 7

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Phil Nelson - January 18, 2010 - Report this comment
Yeesh, now I gotta eat breakfast. 5's
Matthias - January 18, 2010 - Report this comment
Very goofy here Dave especially loved the line: "Because I am a talking bagel"... Hard to actually hear Enya sing in this particular song through because she's so faint. You did an excellent job with how little you had to work with.
Christie Marie M - January 18, 2010 - Report this comment
This OS would be nice to hear first thing in the morning, especially when you're having a bagel (with coffee) for breakfast! I love listening to Enya! I have her box CD's. Here's 5 Raisin, 5 Asiago Cheese, and 5 Garlic bagels with cream cheese for this one!
Agrimorfee - February 05, 2010 - Report this comment
What this parody needs is a boisterous, slightly off-key, very Jewish Allan Sherman to bring out the ridiculousness of it. That's what I pictured as I reviewed this...Good job.
bobpiecheese - February 06, 2010 - Report this comment
(Artistry) A singing bagel? Never woulda thought of that one. Delightfully kooky, 555!
Rex - February 06, 2010 - Report this comment
(Artistry) I laughed at this a lox (ok, it's a reach, but it's the best I could come up with). This could be the start of a whole series -- talking doughnuts, bacon, oatmeal....
Red Ant - February 08, 2010 - Report this comment
Wow, this is shaping up to be a killer round. Talking bagel - out there idea, beautifully executed. "Don't eat me" normally one would want the opposite. First time hearing the OS; sounds like someone banging an opera singer on top of a pipe organ lol,

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