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Song Parodies -> "Carcassonne"

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Enrique Iglesias

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Good day all. Long time, no see. Got a request on another forum to write a parody about the board game, Carcassonne. This parody won't make much sense if you don't know the game. It's awesome and very fun. Here's the forum if anyone is interested.
Tonight we play
Most of my games take all day
I use the floor
Won’t fit on the table anymore

I’ll show you my meeple might!
Beat you in this cardboard fight!
Nothing can stop me to knight!

Watch my Mayor take you over
What a pity – Stole your City
Gonna build this road forever
Then you smile – Place a tile
Stay awhile!

Get on the board
Manage all the followers you scored
I place with my arm
Watch me as I’m stealing your big farm

Don’t let the draw give you grief
Keep getting roads? Place your thief
You will be gnashing your teeth

Let opponents help your cloister
Trouble learnin’? Blame the Germans!
Keep your tiles dry, no moisture
I bewilder, with my builder
It’s a killer

Theif or a monk?
Just place a tile
If you will play with me,
On the table, my army

Turns over! Let me go!
Eating Nachos

I’ve been knighted five-times over
It’s no biggie - placed my piggy
I’m a thieving like an ogre
I’m beginning to be grinning
Cause I’m winning…

(Don’t mean to scare-o)
(Farming dinero)
(Make you despair-o)
(Pulling your hair-o)
Copyright 2013+ Glen Stollberger

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Matthias - August 21, 2013 - Report this comment
I'm happy to see you make a comeback but uhhhhhhh... what??? I'm a bit lost here never even hearing of the board game before. Sorry man... But hope you stick around and write a few parodies that I actually know what you're talking about.
Callmelennie - August 21, 2013 - Report this comment
I'll just take it on faith that this is a 555. Glenn never posts crap ... For example, the word "thief" was mispeled in the second stanza, but I have no doubt that Glen did that intentionally for comic effect -- just as I continually mispelled the word "misspell" in this post
Glen S - August 21, 2013 - Report this comment
Nice to see you guys. And happy to be posting here again. Thanks for the warm welcome and support in spite of not knowing the subject matter. I highly recommend the game if you are at all into board games. How have you guys been?

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