“Esta noche cagamos…
Se esconde la familia…
Quedate, mi amigo…”

Tonight we crap
(I’d keep my Lysol in hand--)
With anus sore
Please to be forgiving my olor

Yo, get the door, in come flies
Crossword or sports page is fine
Nothing can stop bowels mine

Cagamos!
It’s a really stanky odor, cagamos!
Es horrible--apestoso--
Cagamos!
Consecuencias digestivas, cagamos!
Increible--repugnante--
Huele feo!

(Guitar solo, sound of giant toilet flushing)

Since my divorce
I have eaten more than just one horse--
Let waistline go
And result is smelling up sh*thole--

You won’t believe what’s inside
Beer, donuts, Spam, fish and pies--
I’m gon’ to screech, for this scars!

Cagamos!
El perfume mas horrendo, cagamos!
Es hediondo--pestilente--
Cagamos!
Hasta apena a las narices, cagamos!
Diarrhea--ay que fuchi!--
Retefeo!

(“No-o-o-o!”) In pain we crap--
(“No-o-o-o!”) Like Frida Kahlo--
(“No-o-o-o!”) More toilet paper, please…
“Lo siento…mi ano…”

“Sientate, mi amigo…
Esta noche...
Cagamos…”

Cagamos!
It’s a really stanky odor, cagamos!
Pedorrera--fermentada--
Cagamos!
And the vent just broke its motor, cagamos!
Ni lo creo--mi amigo--
Cagamos…

Como lo siento!
Como lo siento yo!
Como lo siento!
Como lo siento yo!...