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Song Parodies -> "Cagamos"

Original Song Title:

"Bailamos"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Enrique Iglesias

Parody Song Title:

"Cagamos"

Parody Written by:

Bob Gomez

The Lyrics

Dedicated to Ms. Critic. If you can't stand the smell, stay out of my parodies.
“Esta noche cagamos…
Se esconde la familia…
Quedate, mi amigo…”

Tonight we crap
(I’d keep my Lysol in hand--)
With anus sore
Please to be forgiving my olor

Yo, get the door, in come flies
Crossword or sports page is fine
Nothing can stop bowels mine

Cagamos!
It’s a really stanky odor, cagamos!
Es horrible--apestoso--
Cagamos!
Consecuencias digestivas, cagamos!
Increible--repugnante--
Huele feo!

(Guitar solo, sound of giant toilet flushing)

Since my divorce
I have eaten more than just one horse--
Let waistline go
And result is smelling up sh*thole--

You won’t believe what’s inside
Beer, donuts, Spam, fish and pies--
I’m gon’ to screech, for this scars!

Cagamos!
El perfume mas horrendo, cagamos!
Es hediondo--pestilente--
Cagamos!
Hasta apena a las narices, cagamos!
Diarrhea--ay que fuchi!--
Retefeo!

(“No-o-o-o!”) In pain we crap--
(“No-o-o-o!”) Like Frida Kahlo--
(“No-o-o-o!”) More toilet paper, please…
“Lo siento…mi ano…”

“Sientate, mi amigo…
Esta noche...
Cagamos…”

Cagamos!
It’s a really stanky odor, cagamos!
Pedorrera--fermentada--
Cagamos!
And the vent just broke its motor, cagamos!
Ni lo creo--mi amigo--
Cagamos…

Como lo siento!
Como lo siento yo!
Como lo siento!
Como lo siento yo!...
©Bob "Everybody Was Dung Poo Fighting" Gomez 2008

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