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Song Parodies -> "By The Balls"

Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

Enrique Iglesias

Parody Song Title:

"By The Balls"

Parody Written by:

Mikey Squirrel

The Lyrics

I can't go out, I told my wife I'd stay home
She is the boss, and she just will not leave me alone
Won't let me out of her sight
Won't let me hang with the guys
The way she controls isn't right

By the balls, seems like women always have me, by the balls
Monopolizer, tyrannizer, by the balls
Feels like I'm always led around, by the balls
Domineering, overbearing, oppressing

Tonight I'm whipped, she can make feel guilty all the time
Now I'm getting mad, you know something, I think it's kinda sad
She won't let me have fun
Won't let me talk to anyone
Why am I so scared of her?


(whoa, oh, no, no) when she says jump
(whoa, oh, no, no) I ask her how high
(whoa, oh, no, no) if only I had guts
Dominating, I am hating

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Pacing: 4.8
How Funny: 4.6
Overall Rating: 4.6

Total Votes: 16

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Royce Miller - June 01, 2005 - Report this comment
The title is hard to ignore; what's with those women, anyway?
Betty - June 01, 2005 - Report this comment
This song is just sick!
M-Dawg - June 01, 2005 - Report this comment
How is dis song sick? You guys gross out at the dumbest things!
MrMacphisto - June 05, 2005 - Report this comment
This had me balling... I mean, bawling... 5,5,5

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