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Song Parodies -> "Man Whore"

Original Song Title:

"Hero"

Original Performer:

Enrique Eglesias

Parody Song Title:

"Man Whore"

Parody Written by:

Joseph Little

The Lyrics

Would you dance if I asked you to dance?
Or would you run and never look back?
Would you snitch if you saw me tricking?
Or would you take my ass tonight?
Would you tremble if I asked for crack?
Are you a cop? Oh, please tell me this
Now would you pay for the night of love?
Oh only be $50 for tonight
I can be your Man Whore baby
I can whore away the pain
I will be like this forever
You can take my dignity
Would you swear that you'll pay me cash
Or would you lie? Would you skeet and dash?
Am I in too deep? Have I lost my mind?
I don't care, $50 for tonight
I can be your Man Whore baby
I can whore away the pain
I will be like this forever
You can take my dignity
Oh, I just hold you
I just hold you, oh yeah
Am I in too deep? Have I lost my mind?
Well, I don't care, $50 for tonight
I can be your Man Whore baby
I can whore away the pain
I will be like this forever
You can take my dignity
I can be your Man Whore baby
I can whore away the pain
I will be like this forever
You can take my dignity
You can take my dignity
I can be your Man Whore

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Arch Vile - May 30, 2019 - Report this comment
I'm a little disappointed that you didn't put an intro comment taking a shot at Enrique, for being a Man Whore latino pop heartthrob. The price could be too much for his concerts or swag anyways. Unless you're direction may have been for Deuce Bigalow's movies. Not bad though 4's.

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