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Song Parodies -> "I Just Stepped On A Tack"

Original Song Title:

"Return To Innocence"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Enigma

Parody Song Title:

"I Just Stepped On A Tack"

Parody Written by:

Phil Nelson

The Lyrics

I just stepped on a tack
And it really hurts
The tack in my foot.

Pain, emotion
Feeling, blood ocean

Pain, emotion
Feeling, blood ocean

I stepped on one last week
Put a hole in my foot
It went into the heart of it
And caused the blood to just stream out
Again, I stepped on a tack

Ow ow ow ei oh I hi ow oh oww I oh oww oh I oh hi ei I oh hi I oh oh ow ow ow ow, I eyihihi oh ow, oh ow ow ow ow

Oh the pain, I take it out
But I still feel pain inside
Inside my foot, oh yeah
Until it heals anyway.

Until it recovers
From all this bloody pain
I gotta give it a chance
'Cause I just stepped on a tack.

Ow ow ow ei oh I hi ow oh oww I oh oww oh I oh hi ei I oh hi I oh oh ow ow ow ow, I eyihihi oh ow, oh ow ow ow ow

I just stepped on a tack
And it really hurts
The tack in my foot.

Ow ow ow ei oh I hi ow oh oww I oh oww oh I oh hi ei I oh hi I oh oh ow ow ow ow, I eyihihi oh ow, oh ow ow ow ow

It hurts, believe what I say
If it happens to you
You'll know anyway
Don't give up, don't give up
When you step on a tack.

When you do, express your pain
Don't walk on tacks again
Even though it hurts
Just believe it'll get better.

Ow ow ow ei oh I hi ow oh oww I oh oww oh I oh hi ei I oh hi I oh oh ow ow ow ow, I eyihihi oh ow, oh ow ow ow ow

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Agrimorfee - March 12, 2004 - Report this comment
I bet I will be the only person who knows this song and will vote and comment on it. So totally stupid, it's great! I can just picture the native singer of the original, hopping around on one foot, howling with pain. Hehehe!
... - March 12, 2004 - Report this comment
No, I know the original song too.
Alana - September 22, 2005 - Report this comment
I'm a big fan of Enigma and I know the song "Return To Innocence" (It's second to Sadeness Pt.1) and I know the names of the two singers on this song (not the people chanting), the female singer is of course, Michael Cretu's wife Sandra (I happen to be a big fan of her solo work) and the male singer's name is Andy (his last name is somewhere in my mind right now).
Amanda - January 24, 2008 - Report this comment
Oh, that was the funniest song EVER! I'll think of the hidden message the next time I step on a tack. Even if that's 10 or 20 years from now. Michael and Sandra would be impressed. (They're not very serious themselves.)
Whatever you want to call me - September 02, 2008 - Report this comment
Nice way to parody this song, 5,5,5
Annie - August 30, 2015 - Report this comment
LOL nice! 555 :) Reminds me of my own clumsiness lol

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