[announcer]
meet Buckwheat. 17 years old. fed up with school,
and the way life is heading
he decides to buy a Playstation 2. But on his way in , he sees
a GameCube and has a change of heart, his conscience begins to change

Wolveroses-
Ok, now wait!
now before you walk in the door of this gaming store
and waste your money on this PS2
you better decide which console better. (oh who are you?)
I'm Mario's decendent, it's me Darwio

MakGonz-
that's bullish. go in and purchase the PS2 and
run to your house and play it
then just throw in a game, and then enter your name.
so that your records can be saved
you'll be playing on days if buy all the games
you'll die by an early age

Wolveroses-
yeah but if you buy the PS2 like you planned to
your friends know you and will make fun of you
think about it before you buy the PS2 now
look at the game console, it's heavier than fat cow

MakGonz-
bump that! buy it now! forget your friends!
you can afford the extra hundred, buy the PS2
do you give a fuck what people think? are you that broke!?
so what if you're gonna be the the blocks laughing joke!?

Wolveroses-
man , don't do it, it's not worth to buy it! (you're right!)
just for one game! (stop!) it's not worth it. (Ok!)
don't even buy the PS2 dawg, it's a waste of green

MakGonz-
you know what Wolve? I can't stand the Nintendo.


(break/static then announcer)
-"ay yo, come here to see what I got"
-"look man.."
- "nooo!"
(announer)-
meet Lance. 22 years old. after playing the Xbox at a local store
he goes over to buy it but he notices the GameCube
once again, his conscience begins to change

MakGonz-
now listen to me. while you were playing the game,
and ignoring me, I put this game into your pocket.
now all you gotta do is say you straight copped it

Wolversoes-
yo! this game is only forty-five dollars.
you shouldn't steal this game, burn it instead!

MakGonz-
yo' look at the price. go right ahead?
Go back to the spot and do it again
keep taking more and your life of crime will begin

Wolveroses-
man, haven't you ever seen the movie "American Me"?

MakGonz-
no, but I've seen "Blood In, Blood Out"!

Wolversoes-
sh*t, you wanna get sent hard off to jail.

MakGonz-
man, f*ck that. steal that shi* dawg and bail.


(announcer)
meet Alonzo. a 59 year old McDonalds worker.
after coming home from a stressful day of work,
he walks in the door of his two story home,
to find his wife on the PC cybering
-"YOU DUMB WH*RE!!??"-
-"Alonzo!!"-

Wolveroses-
alright, calm down relax and start breathin'!

MakGonz-
f*ck that sh*t! you just caught your b*tch cybering'!
while you at work, she's on the internet making some dude hard!!??
don't cut your service, CUT THIS B*TCH'S HEAD OFF!!!

Wolveroses-
wait! what if there's an explanation for all this?

MakGonz-
what? she lonely, tired, landed on the keyboard!?

Wolveroses-
alright Gonz! maybe he's right Alonzo
but think about your mistake before you get all crazy.

MakGonz-
okay! thought about it, still wanna kill her?
grab her by the arms, grab your PC and throw it at her!?
that's what i did, be smart don't be a retard.
you gonna take advice from some one who plays the GayCube!!?

Wolveroses & MakGonz
W- what you say?
M- what's wrong? are you afriad to admit?
W- I'm gonna kill you m*therf*cker!

MakGonz-
Haha!
temper temper! mr. man? mr. master?
mr. game beater always playing the Nintendo, you better make way!
how the f*ck are you gonna tell this man what to get

Wolveroses-
'Cause he don't need to have the same problems I had
been there, unbugged that.. aw, f*ck it...
what am I sayin? Buy the PC!
Get your money out