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Song Parodies -> "Flush the Urinal"

Original Song Title:


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Parody Song Title:

"Flush the Urinal"

Parody Written by:

Rex Ungericht

The Lyrics

Don't Know The Original Song (DKTOS)? It's on YouTube.
(What the hell?)

(What the f*** is this?)

You're heading into the bathroom
The one reserved for guys
You only go after drinking a lot
'Cause your bladder is supersize

You're standing there for the longest time
While liquid streams through the air
And when you're done you walk away
You don't care what's left there

That thing you do
Is making everyone else say "eeew"
So get a clue
And flush the urinal

(What the hell?)

(What the f*** is this?)

You burden me with your urine
While I'm trying to deal with mine
I never like to pee
In the yellow lake that you leave behind

The smell of it makes me gag
And interferes with my flow
So reach out and flush it down
Shouldn't be no pee peek show

The thing you do
Is making everyone else say "eeew"
So get a clue
And flush the urinal

(Not again)
(Oh piss)
(Every day)
(What the hell?)
(It stinks)
(What the f*** is this?)

Cadmium yellow, don't leave it to mellow
You won't push the handle down
Need a scented candle now
Think of your foul brine
Waiting for the next in line
So why're you thinking it's all right
To leave it there
Your tinkle's not a thing to share
Even worse, you keep leaving your
Big piddle puddles on the floor

(What the f*** is this?)
(It ain't no lemonade)

You empty both of your kidneys
At least a couple pints
You're really into live streaming a lot
With everything that implies
And after pissing you zip it up
Then walk straight out of the room
You never seem to realize
Our dismay at this spray

That thing you do
Thank goodness it's not a number two
I'll tell on you
Oh, urine trouble now
That thing you do
Is making everyone else say "eeew"
So get a clue
And flush the urinal

(What the hell?)
(Oh piss)
(Number one)
You won't flush the urinal

(What the hell?)
(Please stop)
(Get a mop)
Just flush the urinal

(It's unbelievable)
(What the hell?)
(Why oh why?)
(Not again)
(What the f*** is this?)
Please flush the urinal

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Total Votes: 4

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Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd - May 27, 2015 - Report this comment
I do KTOS - one of the great OHW of the 90s! :-) I'd never take a piss at it (pun intended) but I did try to parody it once, I see now where I might have went wrong, tried to work with lines twice the lenght of yours, full sentences, not "around the corner" so to speak as you smartly let it stream down here. 444 because it's still incredibly hard to pace perfectly even for us veterans.
Rex - June 02, 2015 - Report this comment
Many thanks, Peter!

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