Yo listen up
Here's the story about an obese guy that lives in a small world
And all day and all night
And everything he sees is just small like shrimp
Inside and outside
Boo his house with the huge freakin windows
And that huge Hummer
And everything is huge like him
And himself
Not everybody around
So he ain't got nobody to listen to (listen to, listen to)

(Chorus)
I'm huge, da ba dee da be di da be dee da be di da be dee da be di da ba dee da be di da ba dee da be di da ba dee da be di da ba dee da be di da ba dee da be di
(Repeat)

Huge is the person that's named John Goodman
He is a big man with no ladyfriend
He's so huge that he gets stuck in his bed
Most people his size are already dead
Huge is the Hummer that he bought himself
He's stuck in his chair, get him some help
He's had a heart attack and had a stroke
When he is hungry, he's certain to choke

(Chorus)
(Repeat Twice)

Inside and outside
Either way this man is a huge man with a pot belly
And everything is small but him
And himself
Not everybody around
So he ain't got nobody to listen to (listen to, listen to)

(Chorus)
(Repeat till end)