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Song Parodies -> "Screw Tonight"

Original Song Title:

"Save Tonight"

Original Performer:

Eagle Eye Cherry

Parody Song Title:

"Screw Tonight"

Parody Written by:

Norman Wanman

The Lyrics

Let's just say this person had a very bad day so he sings this song.
Don't disturb my silence
All I need is a bubble bath
Just me and a bottle of wine
To calm me tonight
Well you know my day was a mess
Cause I woke at nine in the morning light
Made me late, to work for the grind
That cost me my job

Screw tonight
Instead of watching football
Hell with tommorow
I really don't like my life
Screw tonight
I really don't care, Don
Call me tommorow
About your cat's suicide

Then my house was on fire
It was caused by my step-father
Who was drunk while painting the house
With varnish and ciggarettes
Then I got a call from my niece
Informing me about her daddy
Who just had died, from cancer and AIDS
Could this day be any worse?

Screw tonight
I didn't TiVo Survivor
Hell with tommorow
I really don't like my life
Screw tonight
Heather just phoned in
Telling me that I
Just lost my chance with her

Then they come to take me away
Driving from Brooklyn to Bed-Stuy today
The cops came in and bashed my head
And I land myself in jail

Screw tonight
I lost my spot on Ebay
Hell with tommorow
I really don't like my life
Screw tonight
The neighbour's dog keep barking
Hell with tommorow
I shot it in the head

Screw tonight
My light bill isn't paid
Hell with tommorow
I really don't like my life
Screw tonight
At least I am in jail
Hell with tommorow
But I'm bunking with Bubba

To hell with Pokemon
My guild raid will be done
My flat'll be rented out
The parody is a copyright of Norman Wanman aka Fayte aka Symphix aka Eiseys.The original song, "Save Tonight" is a copyright of Eagle Eye Cherry.Please visit

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Pacing: 4.7
How Funny: 4.7
Overall Rating: 4.7

Total Votes: 3

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Mr 1s - December 13, 2006 - Report this comment
Gist - December 13, 2006 - Report this comment
'Cause you had a bad day
Your camera don't lie
You're takin' one down
As you go for a ride...
Norman Wanman - December 14, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks for the comments! I still have to clean it up but this guy in the song had one bad day. Thanks again!

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