Woke up sick at about nine
Just thought that I had to call in sick real soon
I gotta get up before the day begins
Before the school starts askin were I been
About to boot up my computer when
My nose started runnin and my throat was itchen
I went in the pantry and opened up the doors
With my blanky trailin behind
I pulled up the Kleenex and blew my nose
Just as I thought my boogers really flowed
I jumped in fear as the phone rang with pride
I got scholarships up and down my hide
Then I answered with dismay
I was getting more offers than a nigger with an A
It was super crazy I almost started to piss
Then I called my friend it went somthin like this

Cruisin down the street in my new ford
Shakin hands, huggin my bros
I went to the college recruit
To see whats up to tell him the news
A car pulls up who can it be
No one else but the CEO wantin to see me
He rolls down the window and he starts to say
Its all about getting that GPA

Cuz my friends and I are always nice
You come wantin some help and we’ll do our best
Knowin nothing in life but to do our shit
We will get spanking if we don’t

Don’t tell my mom I said shit

Just finished my project a week ahead of time
So I go to a place were theres an ill lan line
Hooked up my comp and typed roflcopter
I pulled up the game screen and hollered
Right clicked to attack and I start thinking
Right around this time but butt starts stinkin
The hills comes on and I cant miss those hotties
Before I left I dropped one in the pottie
It stunk so bad I couldn’t breath
My buddies were gagging and I felt real bad
But My girls so dreamy you wouldn't believe
So I put my hand on her beautiful cheek
She started tearing up wouldn’t you know?
So I took out the ring from the box with the bow
And her father stood up and he looked real proud
So I threw up my hands and hugged his old ass out

Cuz my friends and I are always nice
You come wantin some help and we’ll do our best
Knowin nothing in life but to do our shit
We will get spanking if we don’t

I got a B buts its all right
Ima get a scholarship tomorrow night