Presidential election Y2K,
Presidential election Y2K,

Back when Clinton,
Was cheating on his wife and up for impeachment,
I was hangin' with the government in China,
On the other side-a,
Let's get down to business,
Leave the past behind us,
Don't turn your votes against me,
You're a smart voter,
I can sense it in you,
Still remember Alaska?
It's gettin' drilled up,
To make money for me and you,
And I'm-a do whatever it takes to convince you,
"Cuz you my voter, dogg,
And Clinton,
Screw the polls, man, I miss you and that's just being real with you,
See the truth is,
I want more than just your vote in the poll booth and,
I wanna be cool wit' ya biz,
I wanna level with you and take your problems unto myself,
Y'all watch me in the interviews speakin' over Republicans,
Move units then admit that Democrats are better,
Until then I ain't even speakin' your name,
Just keep my name out of your mouth and we can keep it the same, George Bush,
It ain't that I'm too big to listen to the news,
It's just that my nose is too big to read the reviews,
That's the difference,

What's the difference between me and you?
Will you promise the people you'll do what you're supposed to do?
We act the way we feel and we decide the fate of Alaska,
I'll be president of the United States, rule over ya,

What's the difference between me and you?
Will you promise the people you'll do what you're supposed to do?
We be makin' promises to the people and kissin' their babies, too,
I'll be president of the United States, rule over you,

Yo, I stayed with it, Al Gore,
While you tried to escape accusations,
On the Clinton scandal I was governing a state's whole population, (Yeah!)
I just watched you sweat through it while my fans had a good laugh with me,
Ever since you smashed "Weird Al" Yankovic on MTV,
Come and get it,
My campaign's too busy reachin' millions,
I'll be catchin' California while Gore's be catchin' crumbs,
What else am I supposed to do?
I pop holes into Alaska worse than you and you! (Come on!)
You Democrat,
High and plastered,
Your style is obscure and way to placid,
I've come to finish what my father started,
While droppin' the Clinton fans while they sell Gore bobbleheads,
What's the difference between me and you?
(What?)
About half of Florida's votes, some history and nose size,
And until I'm gone,
I'm Republican,
With absolutely no acceptance of terrorism,
Yo, that's the difference,

What's the difference between me and you?
Will you promise the people you'll do what you're supposed to do?
We act the way we feel and we decide the fate of Alaska,
I'll be president of the United States, rule over ya,

What's the difference between me and you?
Will you promise the people you'll do what you're supposed to do?
We be makin' promises to the people and kissin' their babies, too,
I'll be president of the United States, rule over you,

Alright! Alright! Hold up! Stop the polls a second!
I've got to say a bit more,
Gore,
I want to tell you my plan right now,
While the media still will let me,
Don't count me out just yet, I'm Ralph Nader, dogg,
I got Ohio's votes!
(Riiiiiiight)
You ain't noticed it?
(Ralph, I don't know if you noticed it but I got half the country, you're outnumbered 40 to 1),
I mean it, dogg,
I need somebody else's vote?
What state is it?
(Why don't you start here and not stop "till you hit the ocean, hit)
Well, that's smooth,
And I appreciate the offer,
But I'm here to represent the Independent and save horrible fates from Alaskan sea pole,
While you're crusin' around for hours in California kissin' babies and wavin' at people,
Even though they don't put me on some ballots and shows I'm still a hot coal,
On fire with the passion to preserve environment and foreign relations,
(Done?)
Not yet!
I wanna see some eyes rise up,
Here's the problem for all you to size up,
Pollutin' our water,
That's for tryin' to talk like diesel fuel was a smart product,
So I want to get some thoughts to start up,
You better show some respect for whatever the Independents brought up,
So what's the different between us?
We get different medias,
Oh yeah, and vote for me,

What's the difference between me and you?
Will you promise the people you'll do what you're supposed to do?
We act the way we feel and we decide the fate of Alaska,
I'll be president of the United States, rule over ya,

What's the difference between me and you?
Will you promise the people you'll do what you're supposed to do?
We be makin' promises to the people and kissin' their babies, too,
I'll be president of the United States, rule over you,
What's the difference between me and you?