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Song Parodies -> "If You're Blessed (a True Friend Cleans Your History)"

Original Song Title:

"S.O.S. (The Tiger Took My Family)"

Original Performer:

Dr. Bombay

Parody Song Title:

"If You're Blessed (a True Friend Cleans Your History)"

Parody Written by:

Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd

The Lyrics

You probably know the old saying "a good friend will help you move, but a best friend will help you move a body" - thanks to the internet that now needs to come with an addendum that goes something like "a true friend will wipe your browser history if you suddenly die."

A YouTube version of the original song can currently be found here.
You've surfed for contraband - been online with just one hand
You've browsed for one or two million mammary glands
Your cache ain't beige and lame - then no bother, you'd be game
But everything's not so if you die unplanned

It's a mess - can't leave it to your father
Second best - might need to ask your brother
You feel stressed - can't leave it to your mother
If you're blessed - a true friend cleans your history

You live a life aflutter and you nibble when you browse
You've built a browser history to disavow
By chance you came upon - the Necronomicon
But worse than that's the dick pic to your vicar's mom

Off your chest - can't leave it to your grandpa
Recrudesce - can't ask it of your sister
Like the rest - can't leave it to your grandma
If you're blessed - a true friend wipes your history

Some days you've stretched your fiber, to where the news are fake
You've been a chubby chaser, and trolled big fruitcakes
You pirated her mugshot, when Hillary went down
Hacked anchovies pizza to your old band camp

If addressed - you'd be so very danke
Girls undressed - weapons, drugs, bukake
Hentai quest - you've drawn a debt on Kraken
If you're blessed - a true friend nukes your history

(And the rest is of course a deleted repeat chorus)

© Peter Andersson.

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Matthias - September 08, 2017 - Report this comment
This is hilarious! I like the dirtiness of this with lots of fantastic lines and good rhymes as well! You didn't do the foreign language sections of this song but no hard feelings because I didn't either.
Agrimorfee - September 08, 2017 - Report this comment
Well done, but dude I have to grab a dictionary again for "recrudesce"! Hope no one erases your 555 history!
hamend - September 08, 2017 - Report this comment
okay, got me to puff my cheeks

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