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Song Parodies -> "(Drink some) Milk be Nazi"

Original Song Title:

"Rice and Curry"

Original Performer:

Dr. Bombay

Parody Song Title:

"(Drink some) Milk be Nazi"

Parody Written by:

Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd

The Lyrics

It started like a joke on 4chan; that drinking milk makes you a racist and a nazi, but MSM took it serious (because of course they did, *sigh*) and now it's gotten so out of hand that the biggest government-supported newspaper in Sweden published two so called social scientists' pro op-ed where they stated that this was nothing new and that a connection between milk production and white supremacism is well known and a historical fact. Yes, they really did - how crazy is that? Now I have to wonder about the Holy Cows on the poor streets of India - are they too vessels of fascism?

A YouTube version of the original song can currently be found here.
Who knew that in Bombay
Hitler's on the rise
A holy brown-hide cow's
A brainwashing device
And if you're up on lore
It's been that way before
That milk at hand
Was a nazi brand

Fuzzy, fuzzy, fuzzy
Drink some milk, be nazi
Drink some milk, be nazi
So fuzzy, fuzzy, fuzzy
Fuzzy, fuzzy, fuzzy
Drink some milk, be nazi
Best disavow
Drinking from a cow

That drinking is a problem
I really can comply
I've never met an SJW
Who made much sense dry
But this we can agree
We all have yellow pee
From German fraus
Up to Holy Cows

Fuzzy, fuzzy, fuzzy
Drink some milk, be nazi
Drink some milk, be nazi
So fuzzy, fuzzy, fuzzy
Fuzzy, fuzzy, fuzzy
Drink some milk, be nazi
Their dairy route's
Fascism black-out

Ay way ay
Blurry ham ham blurry blurry blurry ham ham
Ay way ay
Blurry ham ham blurry blurry ham ham blurry blurry
Ay way ay
Blurry ham ham blurry blurry blurry ham ham
Ay way ay

That white inside of Bessie
I really had no clue
If I drink it makes me nazi
In a sense that makes me blue
Everyone who clutch it
Goes browner than fudge
But chestless clowns
Never suckled down

(Spoken arguing)

Fuzzy, fuzzy, fuzzy
Drink some milk, be nazi
Drink some milk, be nazi
So fuzzy, fuzzy, fuzzy
Fuzzy, fuzzy, fuzzy
Drink some milk, be nazi
They'll want it cowed
Creaming that out loud

Repeat chorus

© Peter Andersson.

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Our Fifteen Minutes - August 23, 2017 - Report this comment
As noted here more than a decade ago, "Did you know that in the near future, everyone will have been compared to a Nazi for at least fifteen minutes?"

http://www.amiright.com/parody/80s/bobbymcferrin8.shtml
Jeff - August 23, 2017 - Report this comment
Udder nonsense!
Peter Andersson - August 23, 2017 - Report this comment
@ Jeff: Thanks. I'll borrow that immediatelly! :-)

@ Ben: Just google "milk" + "racism" and you'll get a sh*tload of crazy hits - the taking-this-udder-nonsense-serious part seems to have originated outside of Sweden.
Rob Arndt - August 24, 2017 - Report this comment
Sorry for the late vote- 555! It's a crazy idea. What the Germans call Cloud Cuckoo Land ( Wolkenkuckucksheim). Rommel said it referring to the Atlantic Wall defenses! Notice that Hitler himself didn't drink milk. He drank Fachinger mineral water daily and Soffy, a chocolate mineral drink. On occasion, champagne mixed with sugar! He didn't even drink Fanta soda the Nazis invented!
Peter Andersson - August 25, 2017 - Report this comment
@ Rob: Most people are vagueans - They don't eat some food and what that some is varies.

Hmm... does the word "varies" come from "ovaries" because women are more prone to change their mind? ... Shut up Brain! :-)

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