To say the least I agree 100%, I'm not really fully aware of why people do that anyway--Yesterday I kid you not, I saw a Yugo with those on it, 5s

As usual you are right on target with the rhymes, (which is something I am big on.) and this is one of your top 10 funniest parodies. A 555 in my book.

I was wondering when you would get around to doing a Drain STH parody. Very good work here, with on the money pacing and outrhyming TOS. "nutty fads" was a great double entendre. One grammar note: "Flash it about as if he have a..." should be "...he has a...". Yes, I have bumper nuts: I got them from Tommy Turtle. My naked lady mudflaps are on backorder. =)

And today's winning lottery number is: 555555! Congratulations if you have this number....it means that you've won a million dollars! You buddy, have just won a million dollars.

Thank you B.A.D, Nick, Red Ant and Dr Music.

Red Ant: I'm not usually the kind of man who asks other guys to look at my nuts, but are you sure? I actually mused that line longer than any other, and not just because it's the punchline, but for the very reason you adress, and came to the conclusion that nuts come in pairs, hence "they have" not "they has". Then again the actual nutcase surrounding them is just one, hence "it has", and/or the nutcase driving the car is just one, hence "he/it has" if you're to read the line that way, and I did use the words "he have" so my bad if you did. Then again on a third note, and this one is the really fuzzy curveball that can really drive you nuts, the product called bumpernuts are, as far as I can tell, primarily sold in packages of one, hence "a bumpernuts" in phrasings like "a bumpernuts sale" or "a bumpernuts site". Then again on a fourth note, if I were to purchase them in a store, I would probably go plural in speech and say "I would like to buy a pair of bumpernuts" and not "I would like to buy a bumpernuts". I could go on, I think, but they say it's time for me to take my medication now, and to put on my comfy jacket, the one with the long sleeves meant to prevent me from playing with my nuts much too much. :-)

There's more fives where that came from. There's a whole warehouse of them.

The imagery is just as disturbing as the pain olympics...well almost.

(SOTM) Nice job. 555

(SOTM-Jul-08)

Hmmmm - Brings on a whole new image and meaning to "nuts and bolts" at the local auto repair shop. I could just see the service tech telling the customer - "I'm sorry sir but we do not carry that specific design of private parts" "We'll need to order them through a dealer". Purely nutz - I like this.

Oh my God.... I didn't comment on this one? I swear I did! I mean I even gave you points in the SOTM, so I know I read it. That's so weird, quite a lot like your Bumper Nuts. (My comment wasn't rude or anything either so it shouldn't have got deleted. That is beyond me)

(SOTM) Wins my vote for TOTM (Title of the Month). I'm sure Drain STH would be happy to hear what kind of parody you have written here. :)

(SOTM) Oh, the things people do. This was nicely paced, and incredibly weird. Not that that's a bad thing.

Actually knew what they were, just didn't know the name until now :) Great idea to write a song about them, pretty funny stuff here :)

Great reply, Peter. I failed to mention the parody punchline was excellent. In this case, "have" vs "has" makes no real difference as the rest of the sentence is correct, and it's an easy enough substitution to make while reading or singing. Third person singular pronouns used in the subjective (he, she and it) always pair with "has", regardless the rest of the sentence. You're correct with the "bumpernuts" comment, though "a pair of bumpernuts" is still singular.

Grammar aside, did I mention I really liked this parody? =)

(SOTM) I want to expand on my original comment. I really love what you did with the rhyme scheme, you actually made your rhyme scheme fit the backing track better than TOS, that's REALLY hard to do with a song that rhymed well to begin with. The song itself was unique, different and original, big plus. The idea was funny and the line "Is he aroused by the way he strut - nuts" was terrific. This one probably would rank among your top ten of those I've read by you, brave topic, brave parody, brave nutty song. . .pun intended.

Thanks for pointing out this phenomenon to me, Peter. Pacing and rhyming was excellent.
I don't know if I would have the balls to put "bumpernuts" on my Scion...but I'm thinkin' 'bout it.