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Song Parodies -> "Make Sandwiches for You"

Original Song Title:

"Make a Man out of You"

Original Performer:

Donny Osmond

Parody Song Title:

"Make Sandwiches for You"

Parody Written by:

Master Yoda

The Lyrics

This was off the top of my head
Let’s get down to business
To stop your hunger
Did you send me bacon, when I asked for ham?

You’re the most starving bunch I ever met
But you can bet before we’re through
Somehow I’ll make sandwiches for you

Tranquil darts will not work on Dwayne Johnson, The Rock
Once you find your bread loaf, you are sure to eat
You’re a brainless, pale pathetic lot, and you haven’t got a clue
Somehow I’ll make sandwiches for you

I’m never gonna eat this bread
Say goodbye to that baloney
Boy, was I a fool in school, for eating jam
Ramsay’s got em’ scared to death
Hope he doesn’t yell right at me
Now I really wish that I knew how to cook

Make Sandwiches
We must use fresh bread and butter
Make Sandwiches
With all the force of a great blender
Make Sandwiches
With all the strength of a Gordon Ramsay
Mysterious as the crust side of the bread

Time is racing towards us, till you die of hunger
Heed my every order, and you might not die
You’re unsuited for the cooking show
So pack up, go eat, you’re through
How could I make sandwiches for you?

Make Sandwiches
We must use fresh bread and butter
Make Sandwiches
With all the force of a great blender
Make Sandwiches
With all the strength of a Gordon Ramsay
Mysterious as the crust side of the bread

Make Sandwiches
We must use fresh bread and butter
Make Sandwiches
With all the force of a great blender
Make Sandwiches
With all the strength of a Gordon Ramsay
Mysterious as the crust side of the bread
Made by MasterYoda5334

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