Simon:
Let's get down to business--to pick the next superstar.
Did they send me rejects when I asked for future stars?
You're the most boring bunch I ever met
But you can bet before we're through
Mister, I'll make a star out of you 

Get the lyrics down right.
Release the star within.
Once you find your talent.
You are sure to win
You're a talentless, weak, pathetic lot
And you haven't got a clue
Somehow I'll make a star out of you!

Contestant 1:
I hope that Simon will like me.

Contestant 2:
I hope he doesn’t know I’m off-key.

Contestant 3:
Boy I was a fool for not taking lessons.

Randy:
Dawg, Si’s got them scared to death.

Contestant 4:
I hope that Simon won’t hate me.

Contestant 3:
Now I really wish that I knew how to sing!

Simon and Chorus:
(To Be a star)
You must deliever a great performance.
(To Be a star)
With all the passion that comes within.
(To Be a star for)
With all the skill of a brilliant singer.
Impressive as the previous winners that came before.

Time is racing toward us till the day arrives
Learn to take criticism and you might survive
You're unsuited for this competition.
You‘re dreadful, go home, you're through
How could I make a star out of you?

Simon and Chorus:
(To Be a star)
You must deliever a great performance.
(To Be a star)
With all the passion that comes within.
(To Be a star)
With all the skill of a brilliant singer.
Impressive as the previous winners that came before.