Ladies and Gentlemen, it is with deep regret
And greatest sadness that I mourn the passing
Of an administration that gave the world so
much to aspire to, and laugh at:
George Bush's

I...
Liked...
Dick
I liked Dick
Though he made most people sick
He was brainy
Was Dick Cheney
(Though his Pres was rather thick)
Oh, so deep
Was the Veep
He made Rumsfeld look asleep
And there ain't no way he'd bore ya
(Leastways, not if you're a lawyer)
He's for them - like a shot
(That's a bird? Oh, no, it's not)
But he surely covered every legal trick
Well, wasn't he so nice
The President of Vice
What a Dick
He's a Dick
I liked Dick

I miss Don
I miss Don
And I'm sad to see he's gone
He was funny, was Don Rummy
Though he did go on and on
But now his time is through
Is that one a known he knew?
I know unknown knowns are no-nos
Knowing unknowns is a bonus
But we knew he stood for
Military spending, war
And he sure did like a good invasi-yon
He was both bright and dense
The ex-sec of Defence
Bye-bye Don
Don, so long
Such a shame you got it wrong
I miss Don
I miss Don
I miss Don

I miss Rice,
Miss Miss Rice
I thought she was rather nice
She could please, our Condoleeza
I would squeeze her in a trice
She was sharp, like a knife
Guess I'm glad she's not my wife
Yet it seemed she was innately
Very Secret'ry of State-ly
Someone who tried to be
A democrat (with a small "d")
And I'm sure she'd still be cheap at twice the price
But now she's gone away
The former NSA
And I miss Rice
Miss C Rice
I miss Rice


Gen'ral Powell
Gen'ral Powell
At the moon you didn't howl
You were there in Bush's lair, at least
'til you threw in the towel
You desert-ed the cause
Maybe 'cause of dodgy wars
Then set more right-wingers wailin'
Shafting John McCain and Palin
That was cool, I'll admit
Saying Sarah P's a twit
And the whole damn GOP were crying "Foul!"
And here's one more "no-win":
How you pronounce "Colin"
So bye-bye Powell
Bye-bye Powell
Bye-bye Powell
Bye-bye Powell


It's not a far-Right-house
With Obama in the White House
He's begun not being fun like the old crew
Ah, those good old days of great invasions
Suddenly those good old days are few
Ten months out of power
Now they're looking oh, so sour
These Republicans not used to second best
Rove and Bolton, Negroponte, Ashcroft...
Mon dieu! There's so many
But who we miss most of any:


We miss Bush
We miss Bush
As he vanished with a "whoosh!"
He's gone so low-profile, so low: lower than
A mouse's tush
Like a wheel that's been broke
All that we have left: mis-spoke
And now history's deciding
Between praising and deriding
Force, of course, won by gun
Now he's left eight years of.. "fun"
He's caused death and war up to the Hindu Kush
However, now he's gone
Let's face it.. so's the fun
So bye bye Bush
We'll miss Bush
We
Will
Miss
Booooooooosh!