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Song Parodies -> "Trump"

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Original Performer:

Disney Songs

Parody Song Title:


Parody Written by:

Don Milne

The Lyrics

Trump: He's our 21st Century Gaston!
Those pundits have tangled with the wrong man!

Darn right.

No one says "no" to Sir Trump!
Dismissed! Rejected!
Publicly humiliated! Why, it's more than I can bear.

More hair?

No, bear! Nothing helps. I'm disgraced.

Who, you? Never! Trump Sir, you've got to pull yourself together.

Gosh it disturbs me to see you, Sir Trump
Looking so down in the dumps

Ev'ry guy here'd love to be you, Sir Trump
Even when taking your lumps

There's no man on earth as admired as you
You're ev'ryone's favorite guy

Ev'ryone's awed and inspired by you
And it's not very hard to see why

No one's slick as Sir Trump
No one's pricked as Sir Trump
No one's skull’s as incredibly thick as Sir Trump’s

For there's no man on earth half as Trumply
Perfect, a pure paragon!

You can ask any Tom, Dick or Chumley
And they'll tell you whose payroll they like to be on!

Lackey and Chorus:
No one's flush like Sir Trump
Likes to gush like Sir Trump

No one's got a swell thatch in his hair like Sir Trump

Sir Trump:
As a specimen, yes, I'm intimidating!

Lackey and Chorus:
My what a guy, our Sir Trump!
Give five "hurrahs!"
Give twelve "hip-hips!"

Sir Trump is the best
And the rest is all drips

No one fights like Sir Trump
Waxes trite like Sir Trump

In a shouting match nobody bites like Sir Trump!

For there's no one as surly and pompous

Sir Trump:
As you see I've got greatness to spare

Not a bit of him's modest or quiet

Sir Trump:
That's right!
With ev'ry last inch of scalp’s covered with hair!

No one hits like Sir Trump
Throws a fit like Sir Trump

In a spitting match nobody spits like Sir Trump

I'm especially good at expectorating!

Ten points for Sir Trump!

When I was a lad I spent four hundred grand
Ev'ry morning to help me feel large.
And now that I'm grown I spend eight hundred grand
So my ego’s the size of a barge!

Oh, ahhh, wow!
My what a guy, that Sir Trump
No one spews like Sir Trump
Marries beauts like Sir Trump

Then goes tromping around spending loot like Sir Trump

I use mirrors in all of my decorating!

My what a guy,
Sir Trump!
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Pacing: 4.8
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Overall Rating: 4.7

Total Votes: 23

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Jonathan - July 27, 2015 - Report this comment
pretty good 545
Like it or not - July 28, 2015 - Report this comment
At this point, Trump holds the Independent trump card (pun intended) against the Republicans. If not validated by his fellow party members, he could throw the election Hillary's way with an Indy split. Republicans increasingly rely on Indies that vote right.
Paul Bauman - December 22, 2015 - Report this comment
A good message telling the voters "don't vote for Trump".
Phil Alexander - December 23, 2015 - Report this comment
I really wanted to like this, and there are some nice lines, but there's far too much of the original in it without the lines really being relevant to Trump.
Yakman - October 12, 2016 - Report this comment
If I were to use these lyrics in a cover song and credit you... would that be OK?? Thanks!!

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