If there's a prize for rotten stomachs ,
I guess I've already won that.
No shake is worth the constipation...
that's anal flamatory , been there , done that!

Who'd ya think ya kidding? It's the squirts and cramping to ya.
Try to keep it hidden , honey , it will seep right through ya.
Girl ya can't conceal it , we know how much your poop and peeing of.
Ohhhhhhh!!!!!!!

No chance , no way , I won't say it , no no.
It's up , your thigh. Why deny it? Uh oh.
It's poo I sprayed , I won't say I am blocked.

I thought from that I learned my lesson ,
it feels so good when it's all out.
My head is screaming eat some dip girl......
unless your dying to shit and fart loud!
Ohhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!

Just like Dumb & Dumber , it won't flush until you've seen it.
Baby we're not buying , Hon we saw it hit the ceiling.
Face it like a grown up , when ya gonna own up that ya got , got hemo-rroids!

No chance , no way , I won't say it.
Give up or look in ,
Check your spleen for clumps.
I sit all day , though can't say I am blocked.

Your clogging shits ,
read our lips ,
your blocked.

My crap is paced ,
I won't say it.
Don't rush my wastes ,
I won't say it.
Girl don't be proud ,
check today if your blocked.
At least out loud , I won't say I am...blocked.