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Song Parodies -> "Adam West"
Original Song Title:
"Be Our Guest"
Original Performer:
Disney's Beauty and the Beast
Parody Song Title:
"Adam West"
Parody Written by:
Onslaught
The Lyrics
I seem to be in a mood to write, so with this extra energy and free time I thought I'd tackle one of the big 7. Here it is.
Ladies and gentlemen, it is with deepest pride and greatest pleasure that we welcome you tonight.
And now we invite you to relax, please pull up a chair for this evening’s entertainment as we proudly present – Adam West.
Adam West! Adam West!
As a Batman He’s the best
Fighting off villainous foes, you see
Bat-symbol on his chest
In this role, He did play
How he loved it, every day!
Meeting guest stars, some were vicious!
Some were dumpy, some were dishes!
Two whole years, he was on
Jumped the shark with Craig, Yvonne
And Ms. Cooper, where the hell did she come from?
With Robin there, at his side
Down the Bat-Poles, they did slide
Adam West He’s the best! Adam West!
As a jest, Adam West
In Quahog, plays “Mayor” West
Doesn’t quite know why he is there
But he plays the part with zest
All alone, late at night
On his desk is a Lite-Brite
Spelled his name out; “guess that’s me.”
“Wait a sec, who’s ADAM WE?”
He tells jokes, He can sing
With Meg Griffin, had a fling
And it’s all in perfect taste, yeah, sure, I’ll bet!
He grabbed illicit ass, but still he gets a pass
Because he’s West
Adam West,
One and only, he’s the best
Adam West! Adam West! Adam West!
Life is so unnerving
For a person less deserving
Of the kind of fame that Adam has achieved
60 years of acting Is impressive
There’s no sign that he is going to leave.
If you need an actor,
Or a voice, that is commanding
You need look no further than dear Adam West.
Most days we just mope around the sound stage.
Crabby, bored and listless, you walk in and then it hits us
Guys, it’s West! Adam West!
Bless my soul, it’s Adam West
Places please, we’re on in five
Now, everybody, look alive.
Take your time, say your line
We all know that you’ll be fine.
I believe we’re all agreein’
Just one take is all we’re needin’
You’re in form, you’re first rate
I must say, you’re really great.
And it’s been a hoot to get to work with you.
This project’s been amazing
You’re so hot, you’re blazing
See you, Adam… Mister West!
Adam West! Over here!
Adam West! Adam West!
My command is your request
I’m your biggest fan, no really, yes it’s true
I’m that obsessed.
There’s a bond we both share
You can see it in my stare
Or if you need more con-vin-cing
This tattoo should be e-vin-cing.
Adam West, Come with me
To my home where you will see
How I’ve built the perfect shrine
To you, my God.
Tonight will be jaw dropping
Please excuse my gawping
You’re the best! I attest! No contest!
HE'S ADAM WEST!.
And now we invite you to relax, please pull up a chair for this evening’s entertainment as we proudly present – Adam West.
Adam West! Adam West!
As a Batman He’s the best
Fighting off villainous foes, you see
Bat-symbol on his chest
In this role, He did play
How he loved it, every day!
Meeting guest stars, some were vicious!
Some were dumpy, some were dishes!
Two whole years, he was on
Jumped the shark with Craig, Yvonne
And Ms. Cooper, where the hell did she come from?
With Robin there, at his side
Down the Bat-Poles, they did slide
Adam West He’s the best! Adam West!
As a jest, Adam West
In Quahog, plays “Mayor” West
Doesn’t quite know why he is there
But he plays the part with zest
All alone, late at night
On his desk is a Lite-Brite
Spelled his name out; “guess that’s me.”
“Wait a sec, who’s ADAM WE?”
He tells jokes, He can sing
With Meg Griffin, had a fling
And it’s all in perfect taste, yeah, sure, I’ll bet!
He grabbed illicit ass, but still he gets a pass
Because he’s West
Adam West,
One and only, he’s the best
Adam West! Adam West! Adam West!
Life is so unnerving
For a person less deserving
Of the kind of fame that Adam has achieved
60 years of acting Is impressive
There’s no sign that he is going to leave.
If you need an actor,
Or a voice, that is commanding
You need look no further than dear Adam West.
Most days we just mope around the sound stage.
Crabby, bored and listless, you walk in and then it hits us
Guys, it’s West! Adam West!
Bless my soul, it’s Adam West
Places please, we’re on in five
Now, everybody, look alive.
Take your time, say your line
We all know that you’ll be fine.
I believe we’re all agreein’
Just one take is all we’re needin’
You’re in form, you’re first rate
I must say, you’re really great.
And it’s been a hoot to get to work with you.
This project’s been amazing
You’re so hot, you’re blazing
See you, Adam… Mister West!
Adam West! Over here!
Adam West! Adam West!
My command is your request
I’m your biggest fan, no really, yes it’s true
I’m that obsessed.
There’s a bond we both share
You can see it in my stare
Or if you need more con-vin-cing
This tattoo should be e-vin-cing.
Adam West, Come with me
To my home where you will see
How I’ve built the perfect shrine
To you, my God.
Tonight will be jaw dropping
Please excuse my gawping
You’re the best! I attest! No contest!
HE'S ADAM WEST!.
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'dam good!
Aaahh... when Batman was camp - them were the days :^) A top job on a tough OS - 555
Holy Parody, Batman! You surely did some good work on this one. Adam West had a role as the other astronaut in "Robinson Crusoe On Mars" and played the 007ish character Captain Qwik in a commercial for Nestle's. Your at-Bat delivers a home run! ;D
Thank you John, Wendy, OMB I realy appreciate the kind words. I think folks would be amazed at Adams body and scope of work.
Good tribute, I always liked the original Batman when I was a kid (roughly 20 years ago). probably everyone did, it was on for so many years after the original run).
Okay Onslaught, you can drop your alias-- we all know you're really Catwoman '-p
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