IT’S – A - TRAP
It’s a TRAP
Move tray tables from your lap!
You can give the Force a try, jedi
But fail and you get zapped
Bank and weave – BARREL-ROLL
‘Fore that space worm eats you whole
You had better just let me talk
Or you’ll end up TRAPPED with EWOKS

They throw rocks – they play horns
‘Bout as fierce as candied corns
With a sabre that lord Vader’s rather apt
You think they haven’t found you
Watch as they surround you
It’s a TRAP
Wait, oh SNAP
It’s a TRAP

Turn around, you buffoons
Now I told you that’s no moon
You’re oh so cozy there on Hoth
Like frozen moths, they’ll swat you soon
You feel safe, not perturbed
Call me paranoid, disturbed
But you’d better listen to me
Or go find another movie

C 3 ships, R 2 close
Tell your butt it’s adios
This whole universe is danger and mishap
You say it’s TWELVE PARSECS
Watch as your Falcon wrecks
Since It’s a TRAP
To recap
Han Shot First at other chaps
It’s a TRAP! Zap Zap ZAP! IT’S A TRAP!

Life is so unnerving
And the Force is just disturbing
You’re alone, and talk-y drones just won’t shut down
Ah, the good old days had better clothing
Jedi here are trapped in robes poo-brown
So SAAAD that he kissed her
It’s a TRAP, Luke, she’s your SISTER
And you made out with her TWICE, there’s something wrong
Recall all those days you found your spaceship…
RAIDED and INVADED
No surprise your kinda JADED

Fight your dad! Save your friends!
I won’t spoil how it ends
Won’t surmise on your demise
What is a mini-chlorine-lens
I assume, you’ll go boom
‘Fore I see a wookie groomed
It’s like boulders versus pebbles
Since you’ve sided with the Rebels

In a swamp – you will slam
Stuck with green Yoda and ham
You’ll be lost without a Hope or any map
And Obiwan won’t listen
He got trapped, went missin’
IT’S A TRAP
It’s a Trap
THIS IS CRAP
This is Crap

IT’S A TRAP, IT’S A TRAP
Listen to my lobster-rap
Understand? Or shall I with my lobster hand
Give you a slap?
Do not fly, do not drive
If you want to stay alive
There’s no chance, just go retire
Won’t defeat that damn Empire

IT’S – A – TRAP
You’ll get fried
See that gap? Two meters wide
Make your gunning run but soon you’ll take a nap
Regardless of religion
Make the right decision
It’s A Trap!
It’s A Trap!
It’s A Trap!
It’s ONE BIG TRAP!