Original Song Title:
"Prince Ali" (MP3)
Parody Song Title:
Hey! USA, We will now present
Our guest! She's the best!
The next President
Oh come bring the gold and the frankincense and myrrh
She's the one
Bang the drums!
And... you're gonna vote for her!
Hillary - twenty-sixteen - she'll be a winner
Democrats know where it's at
It'll be she
Ain't no way she's gonna lose
Who else is out there to choose?
Don't even think of voting for Bernie!
Hillary - twenty-sixteen - yeah, we'll elect her
We don't care what went on there in Benghazi
We think that she was a great
Secretary of State
That's why we'll nominate:
She's got servers full of secret emails
(Genie as male newscaster)
Well, not *very* secret
[In]vestigations there's been more than three!
(Genie as female newscaster)
But it was only the FBI
Must of course win the votes of all females
And then we relate
Do *not* mention Lewinsky
(Genie) *At same time as verse below*
Hillary - twenty-sixteen - she'll be the victor
When all's told, she isn't old - less than Bernie
She'll be the only pres who
Has been the First Lady, too
Hey voters don't eschew our Hillary!
(All) *At same time as verse above*
Ain't no question Hillary's amazing
Shooting in there with her both guns blazing
Everything about the gal is plain gobsmackng...
She's a Clinton, she's a gal, a Rodham
So to anyone who argues, sod 'em
So who cares if some honesty is lacking
The Republican options are bonkers
Yeah, they're all bonkers!
So very bonkers!
They'll take your social security
What, generous? Not generous!
From Canada, maybe, and Yonkers
He's a foreigner
Don't let 'em win
Don't let 'em in
And they're lousy with jealousy
Hillary - steamroller she - over all of ya!
"The greatest" is not a hyperbole
The time, good people, is nigh:
Not Marco Rubio
Or Teddy Cruz
Trump and Carson
All going to lose
With no backhanders or Bernie Sanders
She'll march to VIC-TOR-Y
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