-> "A Whole New World (as performed by Darth Vader)"
Original Song Title:
"A Whole New World"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"A Whole New World (as performed by Darth Vader)"
The Lyrics
I can conquer the world,
Blow your planet to pieces-
Plague your kind with diseases
From the Galactic Empire.
There is nowhere to hide
From the power of the Dark Side;
All resistance will be defied
And all opposition squashed-
A whole new world
A new fantastic place to rule
No one will tell me no
Or they will go
Directly into prison
A whole new world
For me to conquer and destroy
I really would enjoy
To employ
An army of stormtroopers upon you
(Army of stormtroopers upon you-)
Unbelievable might,
Indescribable power-
Pillage, plunder and conquer
From my spaceship in the sky.
A whole new world
(Don't you dare try to run)
A hundred thousand prisoners
(Stupid fools - you will see)
The Imperial force
Is on a course
Surrender to the dark side of the force
A whole new world
(I will rule everyone)
With new opponents to wipe out
(They all will bow to me)
I'll chase them anywhere
No time to spare
Let me take this whole new world from you
A whole new world,
That's what I'll have-
I'll crush you all,
Your world will fall-
And bow to me.
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