When Sony made a console to compete
Sega and Nintendo were pretty lame
Some developers who were Japanese
Hade made some super duper awesome games
It was a role-play game, or RPG
It was played from morning back to dawn
You heard "Kweh", "KUPO" and other stuff
And all you had to do was turn it on
And it goes

"We're Square, we know you're there"
The rest is history
You have Cloud and Squall and Tidus, too
'Cause you're playin' Final Fantasy
Guys think that Yuna's hot, but
I prefer Aries
Although I must say Edea's not
They all come from Final Fantasy

Yes sir, I just got F.F. 'leven
Has the game, a hard drive, too
You choose your race, then choose your face
And there's many other things to do
Play VII all the way, play IX and grin with glee
Play number VIII, it's really great
'Cause it still is Final Fantasy

Have your friends played this?
Have your friends played that?
Have your friends played this
At the gaming shack
And all the geeks go "Whoooooa,
Great story there."
The black mage goes abra-cadabra, then go BOOM
There really isn't nothing to compare

So take your swords, your fists, your magic tricks
And take a plunge into another world
No time for no time for Sorry, Clue, or pick-up sticks
Those game are like those played by little girls
You got a though crew to help you out
So who's your pick, you just get two or three
You got a thief, a mage, a knight, or trout
But that last one is just silly-y-y-y

So Mister Gamer, sir
Is this clear as clear can be
These games kick ass of giant mass
You ain't never gonna play, never gonna play
You ain't never gonna play, never gonna play
Something good as
Final
Fantasyyyyy