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Song Parodies -> "Duet with the Hairdresser"

Original Song Title:

"Whole New World"

Original Performer:

Disney's Aladdin

Parody Song Title:

"Duet with the Hairdresser"

Parody Written by:

Sweet Indigo

The Lyrics

'Do' is short for hairdo. I haven't a clue if that's just a British thing or what...
Would you like your hair curled? Layered, feathered or straightened?
Tell me lovey, now blatantly it's so hard to decide.
Plum would go with your eyes, or maybe be a blonde wonder?
All flared out or curled under, and you so should have it dyed

A whole new 'do! A new fantastic head of hair
Let me just comb it back, then I'll attack, and you can start your preening

A whole new 'do? I just want cut an inch or two!
I know you'd style my hair with such a flair
But I don't really want a new hairdo

Hairdresser [getting quite excited by now]:
Unbelievable spikes! Indescribable streaking!
Crimping, shaving and tweak to a Mohican - don't be shy!

A whole new 'do! / I can't open my eyes
A change in style don't you see / Hold my breath, hope I pass out
I'll braid it crazy style, and raise a smile
It can't go back to how it used to be!

A whole new 'do! / I'll give you a surprise
Oh if I had only knew / Set in wax, it gets better
Please don't destroy my hair, leave some to spare
Please don't dare to make this new hairdo

A whole new 'do! / Please, no new 'do...
A frizzing spree / Someone help me...
Your hair must shout! / Oh let me out...
Let your/my hair free!

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Pacing: 4.6
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 4.8

Total Votes: 5

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Joelle - August 06, 2003 - Report this comment
Great job! I loved it!
Claude Prez - August 09, 2003 - Report this comment
I thought this was a great idea, done very well; definitely deserves more votes than it got.
LadyStrawberry - August 14, 2003 - Report this comment
Arwen - December 01, 2003 - Report this comment
I've actually had this conversation...I feel for the customer here! FABULOUS job...
Diddims - July 17, 2004 - Report this comment
"Please no new 'do!" too funny! And I do sympathize with the customer; those hairdressers are freaky!
InsaneSteve - May 24, 2005 - Report this comment
WOW! I loved it! It's one of the best I've read. Gr-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-reat Job!

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