For a long time we've been horsed without a saddle.
In a distance heard , we sound like moaning cattle.
On the pounding sheet , we scream and bleat ,
like someone killed a boar!

Hey! Think of instead , a girl worth f*****' for.....
huh?
That's what I said , a girl worth f*****' for....

I wanna impale her by the moon , in the backseat of a car.
A girl will marvel at my thing , and whack it all night long.
I couldn't care of what she'll wear , or if she's half nude.
It all depends of what we'll do , like kiss , rub , fu*#@$! Ohhhh.

At the local Wal-Mart you are quite the charmer ,
and I'll bet the ladies think your dick is armour.
You can guess what we have done the most when we get off of work.
What'd we want?!
A girl worth f****** for!

A girl who won't call mine a flop ,
and mine a hanging vine.
Uh , how 'bout a girl who's on a date , who says your shirt is fine?....
Nah!
On many dates , I'm always laid , when I am with her...
he thinks those girls are on the pill , uh phh.

( Chinese Guy ) - Have a girl back home she playin' with ma ding dong.
( American Guy ) - Yea , i'll bet there sex is just as fast as ping pong.

When we come home , zip zip and whee , say 'who's that screamin' whore'!
What da we want?
A girl worth f****** for!
Wish that I had.
A girl worth f****** for ( 1810 Overture )
( Whistling )
A girl worhing fu****...

( Wife see's the men is now angry. )