Song Parodies -> "Vote Claude for Prez"

Original Song Title:

"Under the Sea"

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Original Performer:

"Vote Claude for Prez"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

If you cannot find your wit, Promo someone else's... uh, stuff.
Don't look at me like that, it was Spaff's idea...
And TJ already did the whole 'Claude for Prez' thing...
So basically nothing about this parody was my idea. I just really like doing this song.

(Dis stanza be spoken)
All of you, listen to me
Election time, it's a mess
I help you to see
So come de voting time you be prepared

I don' like de Bush or Kerry
One flip-flop an' one be slow
De campaign annoy me very
Two places me vote won't go

Next leader of dis free country
I promise he not a fraud
Dis contest, he hold it monthly
And dis Prez, his name be Claude

Vote Claude for Prez! Vote Claude for Prez!
Fridays dis fellow
Wrestles in Jell-o
Watch in hi-res
Might not improve de nation's debt
Still he won' let you Eat de Pet (Long story)
Why we conversing
Get wit rehearsing
Vote Claude for Prez!

I tink he should be elected
If not den I be upset
Dis man he is well respected
And he has a turbo-jet

I dig dis guys funny hobby
His stuff well it make me tink
If I ever have No Body
All I Have To Do Is Drink
(Glug, glug)

Vote Claude for Prez! Vote Claude for Prez!
Days will be sunny
Poor will get money
Do what he sez
Maybe dat stuff I fabricate
But it's to show dis guy be great
Even dat Jacko
Though he's a Wacko
Votes Claude for Prez! (Vote Claude for Prez)
Vote Claude for Prez! (Vote Claude for Prez)
Quit wit de stallin', stop dat Skee Ballin'
Give me a pez
He is a funny guy, it's true
And he makes fun of pee and poo
Even Kazooin', he is a shoe-in
Vote Claude for Prez!

De mailman who can
Today's Gerbil Maze
He still Over Hill
He listed de ways

De Mime wit a Knife
De Sack wit a Wife
For free you can Pee his Test
(Yeah)

De Deere shifin' gear
De nut Beamin' Up
Best Gumball of all
I say, raise de cup

De Pooh you can Bear
Tonight's Underwear
De Jackson I like Breast!!!
(I mean best)

Vote Claude for Prez! Vote Claude for Prez!
Don't look at dis line
I fail to refine
My last rhym-ez
Come on you greeters at Wal-Mart
Help me salute dis not-so-old fart
He got de skill now
Slidin' dat hill now
Vote Claude for Prez
Look at dis rhymer
All you Alzheimer
Vote Claude for Prez
Laugh you'self silly
Over dat Hilly
If you bones ricket
Click fives den stick 'it
You should be votin'
Dis man I'm quotin'
Vote Claude for Prez!!!

...and I'm a fan of Claude, if ya be wonderin'.

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Arwen - October 13, 2004 - Report this comment

Admittedly, Claude has become my new hero. 5s, 2nz...

2nz - October 13, 2004 - Report this comment

Heh, heh. I just realized that this is actually the SECOND time this song has been used to promote Claude.

Ashkicksass - October 13, 2004 - Report this comment

I am also a fan of the Prez. Claude, the A-Team salutes you!

Oh...and you too 2nz. ; )

Phil Alexander - October 13, 2004 - Report this comment

Paroduri te salutant???

Can't you write in your own candidate over there? You have an answer ;-)

Johnny D - October 13, 2004 - Report this comment

Claude is Claude. 555.

Ingeborg S. Nord�n - October 13, 2004 - Report this comment

One of the funniest tribute parodies I've read in a long time. 5's all round!

Stuart McArthur - October 13, 2004 - Report this comment

"don't look at dis line" - NOW you tell me! ....... very funny - I liked (glug glug) too - 555

Claude Prez - October 13, 2004 - Report this comment

I take it back; THIS is De Most Wonderful Song Ever. Some kickass rhymes, mon (kazooin'/ shoo-in was my fave). Tanks.

2nz - October 13, 2004 - Report this comment

You welcome, mon. Tanks for de great inspiration.

Spaff.com - December 01, 2004 - Report this comment

Fan Freakingtastic, Signor 2nz. Sorry it took me nearly two months to get here. This is one of those where if you want to quote the memorable lines, you may as well just ctrl+a, ctrl+c, ctrl+v. I dare say that even Claude himself would have trouble writing this wonderful (heh heh) of a Claude tribute. (Not that he wouldn't try.) And the fact that C4P is not our President-Elect is all the evidence I need of voter fraud. (Either that or there just aren't enough "plaid states.")

2nz - December 01, 2004 - Report this comment

Thanks for stopping by Spaff. A tribute parody is a funny animal. Technically, Claude's already seen it so it has served it's purpose and I am therefore happy about it. So this is where it disappears into the vault unless at some point we swing some 'tribute parody' tournament (Yeah, ok, like that's not too campy, plus I'd get sick of seeing your name appear in the song titles entered more often than say the word 'the'). You're a legend here on the site, bro. Elsewhere... not so much, although I did hear some requests for 'Ding, Fries are Done' on a classic rock station out here in NY.

If you market, they will come.
You don't have any more yams left over, do you?

Spaff.com - December 30, 2004 - Report this comment

Just caught your last comment, Looney. Yeah, it's a shame that even the site's really good parodies (like this one) have such short shelf lives. As for "Ding! Fries Are Done," I get asked about that one all the time; alas, I had nothing to do with it. It's like having a beautiful, talented ex-stepsister that everyone's always complimenting you about. "Yes, yes, she's great. I'm really proud of her. But we're really not related."

2nz - January 14, 2005 - Report this comment

I managed to miss your last reply for the whole first half of January, Spaff. Anyhow, I remember reading on the CD that "Ding..." wasn't yours(That's right, as far back as November, I could be seen cruising on LI and singing along with "I'll Be Broke for Christmas" and "Superfrog", although I can't get the Kermit voice as well as you did). Still, you two share a CD, so promos for the song could mean promos for the CD, and that IS related to you.

Melhi - April 29, 2005 - Report this comment

Always fun to re-visit this one! (Already rated it, so unfortunately, I couldn't bump up your score.)

2nz - April 29, 2005 - Report this comment

Aww, come on Mel. Can't a brother get a political favor now and then? ;c) THanks for stoppin by again.

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