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Song Parodies -> "Calling M.J."

Original Song Title:

"Calling Elvis"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Dire Straits

Parody Song Title:

"Calling M.J."

Parody Written by:

PikaJoe

The Lyrics

Inspired by the original, this parody is about someone who wants to talk to Michael Jackson but they've been told to not bother him since the King of Pop went through rough times in his life.
Calling M.J. - is anybody home?
Calling M.J. – Just leave him alone.
Don’t be startin’ somethin’.
He can’t come to the phone.
Calling M.J. – Just leave him alone.

I hope that they’re just calling just to wish him well.
Don’t you dare be so mean – like Billie Jean.
Life’s not A-B-C, not like 1-2-3.
He had a mean dad – really really bad.

Calling M.J. - is anybody home?
Calling M.J. – Just leave him alone.
Don’t be startin’ somethin’.
He can’t come to the phone.
Calling M.J. – Just leave him alone.

Don’t you dare harass him – He had it all rough.
You never stop ‘til you get enough.
You’re off the wall, I’ll repeat it.
Don't you think maybe you should just beat it?

I hope that they’re just calling just to wish him well.
Don’t you dare be so mean – like Billie Jean.
Life’s not A-B-C, not like 1-2-3.
He had a mean dad – really really bad.

Calling M.J. - is anybody home?
Calling M.J. – Just leave him alone.
Don’t be startin’ somethin’.
He can’t come to the phone.
Calling M.J. – Just leave him alone.

Calling M.J. - is anybody home?
Calling M.J. – Just leave him alone.
Don’t be startin’ somethin’.
He can’t come to the phone.
Calling M.J. – Just leave him alone.

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lady gaga - April 17, 2020 - Report this comment
I want my earth song
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you are not alone
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pandas are black or white
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im a smooth criminal

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